Ruin a Wish

Granted: My ruined wish comes back to haunt you, and you are burned alive

I wish for apple crisp
(One in the oven IRL )

 

Granted but turns out its made of oranges and you burn the "crisp".

I wish to be Queen.

 

Granted. Your husband is henry the 8th and you have a girl.

i wish for niffy ponies.

 

Granted, but they turn out to be horses.

I wish that everyone in the world has at least readable grammar/spelling.

 

Granted but you go blind.

I wish for someone I can't have.

 

Granted, but you can actually have them the whole time, making the wish void.

I wish for a clear indicator of my life's intent.

 

Granted: Jack sparrow steals it to find more rum.

I wish that XenForo didn't think I was interested in Asian women >_<

 

Granted, but it turns out you are.

I wish for the server to stop lagging. -_-

 

granted, the server stops.
I wish for Chuck Norris

 

Granted he meets you and punches you so hard you end up in australia and meet me

I wish for Shadecrest to become the best server in the entire world

 

granted, you find out it already is, but the world cannot except it yet.

i wish for more RAM

 

granted, you haev more RAM than your cpu can handle and it catches fire.
I wish for baby zambies

 

Granted your baby zambies eat you
i wish for mcnuggets

 

Granted. They give you cancer.

I wish for more Starcraft APM

 

Granted: You play it for 3 weeks straight, and eat nothing but ice-cream and apple pie and get



DIABEETUS

I wish for um... better memory?

 

Granted, you are taken in the Operating room to have 8GB of DDR3 Ram, and a 200GB SSD hooked up to your brain. This also requires a binary encoder and decoder so that you can save and process the memory.
Problem now is, that you have to wear a power pack on your back, and you require a recharge every 5 hours. On top of that you have now gained 60 pounds of components.
You are also now given the name NMBrobot, the first cybernetic human.

I wish for more time so I can procrastinate :3

 

granted, you procrastinate your ass off, and die of blood loss.

i wish for gummies

 

Granted. They are C4 gummies. You explode.

I wish for for love

 

Granted, you find your love. But it turns out that you two can never be happy together. After several unexpected plot twist, you find that you have murdered your love, and then you are left forever in shambles...

I wish that awasted would stop eating my damn kittens.

 

Granted. Awasted bit them, gave them rabies, and they're all on your lap.

I wish for peace.