Ruin a Wish

granted. All of your games you are matched with huehuehues as teammates and they are all better than you.
I wish for looooooooooots

 

Granted. The loot happens to be a pile of broomsticks or cheesewheels.

I wish for a copy of 0x10c

 

Granted. Your copy was infected with a virus that crashed the stock market, disabled global communications by
forcing satelites to abandon orbit, and shutdown all computer related financial systems, then pointed the finger at you as the creator.


I wish for armageddon

 

Granted you obtain a copy of ox10c but it is a illegal copy and you go to jail for 10 years and have a 100k fine.
I wish to end the World.

 

thats not armageddon

 

Granted, The world was taken over by bronies

I wish for... wait the world ended. I can't wish for anything. The end.

 

I wish for gouli back ;_;

 

granted, but he goes insane and decapitates your family and eats your first born child.
I wish for money

 

Granted: You get a lot of money but the problem is its Monopoly money.

I wish to always be able to reach into my pocket and pull out however much money I need

 

Wish granted, but you have no pockets nor money.

I wish for me to be able to sleep. -_-

 

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish for Max to not hate me ;'(

 

Granted, but he dislikes you.

I wish I could a license to murder people and not get arrested.

Um....I have anger issues at times....

 

Granted, but a mercenary kills you because he got his after you did.

I wish for diamonds.

 

Granted, it turns out that it costs you 12,000r (all you have left in the world).

I wish for someone to like this post.

 

Granted: Someone likes the post but later before you can see someone like it the forums close.

I wish to be Jesus

 

Granted: Everybody pronounces it as hey-zeus.

I wish for LESS decapitation D:

 

granted, people burn others alive instead.

I wish to have blue mob repelling torches

 

Granted, but they exploded.

My wish is nothing, I'm good for now.

 

You die from Wish-deficiency

I wish I could start all over again.....

 

granted, in the process you get lost and shot by sarah palin; she thought you were a polar bear.

i wish for warmth.