Granted. It lasts for one second, and then the worked is purged into a never ending war. I wish the Water Temple on Ocarina of Time was less confusing.
Granted, after water notices dead's gracious referment, he decides to help dead out with his channel, setting up a macro to constantly hit refresh. Of course, youtube notices this and deletes the channel. I wish to merge with some lichen and (with my newly atained power) get a good view of a live concert
Granted. The live concert is (insert rock band here). You sit right next to the stage, and they use pyrotechnics. You get a 3rd degree burn from the fire on your whole body, and because you are burned so badly, nobody likes you anymore.; I wish for my Pokémon Crystal save battery to work.
Granted. All your life you train for the moment you'll be able to fly: swing your arms around, run and other sweaty stuff. Finally, one day, you feel you're ready, you get a the edge of a cliff (nope, not one of those clichés) and, for five seconds, you fly, by a combination of arm flapping, leg swinging and farting. But sadly, the effort took so much energy out of you that you die in midair. But, worst of all, nobody saw you fly, and the next day, your body is discovered and everyone thinks you just fell of the cliff. (I felt I should start to replace salmon, since he is no longer amongst us. R.I.P.) I wish for my new laptop to arrive on time and in one piece. In an avalanche, not one snowflake feels responsable. -Voltaire, during the French Revolution.
Granted. It arrives in One Piece, the anime, and because they don't know what it is, they break it I wish to not feel sick anymore.
Granted. Thanks to Google you can now sh*t like never before. I wish for 4G at my home (I live in the sticks) In an avalanche, not one snowflake feels responsable. -Voltaire, during the French Revolution.
Granted. Your phone breaks. You have no money, because you took it to a black market to get it fixed, not knowing where you were. At the black market, a man pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot you. You disarm the gun, but because of muscle memory, you hand the gun back to him like you did in your training. He shoots you in the face. I wish for a Growlithe to let me catch it.
You throw a pokeball! Ding ding Ding! You catch a growlithe! However, this growlithe has a sinister purpose... Being of the great family of legendary dogs, he harbors a terrible power inside him, the power to transform humans into balls of glazing light. One day, he sneaks up behind you and locks you inside the very device you used to trap him, your pokeball... Congratulations I wish for the pokeball your growlithe used to trap you.
Granted. It malfunctions, traps you inside it, and Xanna01's ghost throws you and the Poke ball into the depths of Mt. Moon. I wish for the Master Sword IRL to be mine. Edit: Scratch that, new wish: I wish to not have a sinus infection anymore or ever again.