You get hit by a meteor that was the size of a penny and lose consciousness before you made the wish. Waking up in the hospital you find that you lay next to an 80 year old man who talks about his past. Days pass and you learned to ignore him and you get out with minimal changes to your physical, mental, and emotional appearance. I then jump out and scream, "You defeated death and I helped you do so!" You reply, "Thank you. Wish I didn't tho. That guy was annoying." I then hit you in the head putting you in the hospital next to the man again. Wish. Ruined. I wish for a ninja catfish that can sing karaoke.
granted you get a REAL stuffed panda that watches you as you sleep! ^_^ I wish i had a wish not involving tomatoes...
Granted. You HAD a wish that didn't involve tomatoes, but you lost it. Now all you have is a wish involving a tire iron, 5.2 gallons of vanilla icecream, a circus midget, and guy named Jim Joe the Flatulent. Make lemonade... I wish for one penny.
granted. you get ninja melk, but when u get it u drop and break it (do u mean that crap movie made by nigahiga, worst thing he evarr made!!) I wish pad was made of snoozberries and was eaten by wkd's kennel while Nifix watched XD mod references
I'm sorry, but people need to understand that in reality, bedrock isn't actually that hard and can be easily demolished. Aaaaaannnyyways... Granted. Pad is in fact made of snoozberries and does in fact get eaten by wkd's kennel and nifix does in fact watch... BUT, in the process an electrified creeper enters the scene and blows everything to shreds. I wish for a heterosexual periwinkle water-dragon.
Granted. You receive your water-dragon almost instantaneously via Fedex priority overnight shipping. Unfortunately, after a week you notice the soft blue of it's scales beginning to fade and flake away revealing that your totally heterosexual periwinkle water-dragon was actually a totally homosexual mauve love dragon. You were swindle by the online dragon retailer from whom you'd made your purchase and end up tarring and feathering the queer little thing in an attempt to pass it off as a very affectionate chicken. No one buys into this though and you "accidentally" run it over with your car two weeks later. I wish for monkey named Jojo Momo.
Granted. Jojo Momo is a loyal, friendly monkey who <3s and follows you around wherever you go. Many years later, Jojo sadly dies of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis) and you mourn your loss so much that you commit suicide. I wish for 372 Egyptian alpacas.
Granted. you live with them for the rest of ur life and fall in love with them and then one day walking home this happens http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue and you forget where they are and they starve to death i wish for 100 more wishes
Granted. You are now the owner of a local novelty shop called 100 More wishes. Unfortunately, no one likes the junk you sell... pffft... chinese finger cuffs.... ha. I wish for the moon.
^ lol good one Granted. you are given the moon, but u are teleported to it and u die due to lack of oxygen I wish my was the most succesful novelty shop ever!!!
Granted. Due to a sudden shift in the toy industry everybody wants Chinese finger cuffs, and they keep coming back to buy more because they can't figure out how to free their poor little fingers, and consequently break them. You then teleported to the moon to gloat to SpaceCadetKevin about how your wish is not ruined. you quickly realize that you need to put on your oxygen mask, but that your fingers are caught in an extra durable wire lined Chinese finger cuff "special order." you then die as well due to lack of oxygen, but your shop continues to thrive under your name. I wish I had a Gatling gun that shoots ultra sharp pencils, and that its actions could not directly harm me.
It pleases me to tell you that there is absolutely, 100%, no way for me to ruin that gun for you Hizeron. Granted. The Gatling gun works perfectly and it provides with hours upon hours of entertainment. You spend days and nights just shooting random things throughout the world and there is never a single consequence for any of your actions. One morning, after a fun filled night of pencil flying madness, you walk out to your mailbox and to retrieve your.... mail.... You got jury duty. I wish for a duck wearing a classy tux and named Mr. Bread.
granted. tdrh announces that everyone lost the game upon loggin, however, now u always loose the game when he logs in I wish there weren't so many awkward spelling mistakes in the original thread XD
granted. max fixes all the post but a sudden virsus from his porn collector destroys the thread. i wish it was october 24th 11:00pm estrn time.
Granted. Unfortunately, I mistook "estrn" for "I want to have AIDS." You get AIDS. I wish I was a Koala. A Carnivorous Koala.