Ruin a Wish

Granted. The European system is still unbroken, and yours still is.

I wish for Canada to have a better education system

 

Granted, we become so smart we take over the world

I wish i had pizza

 

Granted. You can't eat it, only look at it while you're hungry

-Another staff edit... -
I wish for even more potatoes.
You're 0-2 Ginger, step up your game

 

Granted. More potatoes appear, but they all get poisoned.

I wish for my brother to get smart for once in his life.

 

Granted. For one moment in your brothers future he will be smart. This moment will pass, and his life will probably return to normal. Whether or not there is any remarkable difference in his life will all depend on timing, and the benefit of being smart vs anything less will vary widely depending on the situation. Let us hope that his smarts come to him at an important time where he can truly use the potential of his new-found genius, rather than in an insignificant moment that will be forgotten.

I wish the moon never existed.

 

granted, because of the lack of moon, the earth is now mostly flooded

I wish that the freaking mc login servers would not keep breaking

 

Granted. Since the servers are fixed, ShadeCrest is over-runned by people and it is deleted from every computer.

I wish school was never existed.

 

Granted. Schools don's exist, schools never existed.

School in a sense is just a way of efficiency providing education to each new generation. If school, and by extension the concept of school never existed then we would probably still see education done at home. Humans learn off each other, and without this communication I can only imagine how detrimental this would be to the whole of society.

I wish humans could breathe underwater.

 

Granted. Everyone is Aquaman... Suicide rates sky rocket.

I wish I could survive in the vacuum of space.

 

Granted. You move into your vacuum cleaner and survive on dust bunnies.

I wish someone would do my dishes.

 

Apologies, it was late and I forgot... -Swan

Granted. They steal them too.

I wish for it to be Friday.

 

Granted.
Your wish will come true in two days.

I wish they'd see me rolling.

 

Granted, they be hatin'.

I wish for THEdeadRETURNED to give me all of his money in-game.

 

granted, you get banned for theft

I wish I was using C instead of Turing for my programming course

 

Granted. You don't know C.

I wish for sweg

 

Granted. It lasts for only one second.
I wish for snow.

 

Granted. What happened in Buffalo happened to you.

I wish for more money

 

Granted. You stole it, and your family abandons you.
I wish for better internet.

 

Granted. You get addicted to the internet and your family abandons you.

I wish for the battery cover of my GameBoy advance... I lost it years ago

 

granted, it explodes

I wish more people would sign up for secret santa