you obviously didn't see the hidden text... Granted, you just wasted it, as you can always make a wish after another. I wish for food
Granted. A baseball bat, jettisoned from a small wormhole in your back yard, strikes you in the head sending you into a deep coma. You wake up 20 years later a withered husk of your former self. Medical bills have consumed your family's wealth and you spend the remainder of your life working a slew of terrible jobs slowly digging your family out of debt. I wish for chicken tacos.
Granted. The chickens are alive. I wish for a tasty round cake that smells good, looks good, is healthy, does not make me fat, and is 15cm in diameter and 20cm tall.
Would that then mean is not healthy? Cookie clicker becomes more useful by ceasing to exist. The usefulness of this "deletion feature" is seen by the increased productivity for those who previously used the game. I wish to be a professional flute player who travels the world in an improv jazz band.
Granted. Every person who currently smokes is forced to quit leading to widespread nicotine withdrawal and subsequent anger. Tension within the country rises to phenomenal levels eventually degrading into acts of extreme violence. The nation is torn asunder over the course of a few years. From the ashes of our fallen nation rises a new, better place... where marijuana is legal and times are mellow. But let us not forget those who died in the transition. Their blood is on your hands. I wish for a choco taco.
Granted, they taste like shit. Ginger left out his wish, so I will fill it in: I wish for potatoes. - The Staff ty staff -Swan
Granted, you get the Cards Against Humanity Bullshit Pack, and you need to explain to your parents why you ordered shit online, and are disowned. I wish for bananas