Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. They have holes in them.

    I wish for more wishes.
     
  2. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    you obviously didn't see the hidden text...

    Granted, you just wasted it, as you can always make a wish after another.

    I wish for food
     
  3. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted, you get a Big Mac and diabetes

    I wish for a super power
     
  4. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. Super fast toenail-growing.

    I wish for party
     
  5. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. You get turned down (for what? Dunno.)

    I wish for a few minutes of calm in my head.
     
  6. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. A baseball bat, jettisoned from a small wormhole in your back yard, strikes you in the head sending you into a deep coma. You wake up 20 years later a withered husk of your former self. Medical bills have consumed your family's wealth and you spend the remainder of your life working a slew of terrible jobs slowly digging your family out of debt.

    I wish for chicken tacos.
     
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  7. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. The chickens are alive.

    I wish for a tasty round cake that smells good, looks good, is healthy, does not make me fat, and is 15cm in diameter and 20cm tall.
     
  8. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, it has the cholera in it.
    I wish for more useful stuff on cookie clicker.
     
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  9. Would that then mean is not healthy?

    Cookie clicker becomes more useful by ceasing to exist. The usefulness of this "deletion feature" is seen by the increased productivity for those who previously used the game.

    I wish to be a professional flute player who travels the world in an improv jazz band.
     
  10. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. Everyone hates you.

    I wish for cigarettes to be illegallised.
     
  11. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Every person who currently smokes is forced to quit leading to widespread nicotine withdrawal and subsequent anger. Tension within the country rises to phenomenal levels eventually degrading into acts of extreme violence. The nation is torn asunder over the course of a few years.

    From the ashes of our fallen nation rises a new, better place... where marijuana is legal and times are mellow. But let us not forget those who died in the transition. Their blood is on your hands.

    I wish for a choco taco.
     
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  12. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. It tastes like shit.

    I wish for a normal taco
     
  13. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. It tastes like shit.

    I wish for infinite pancakes
     
  14. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, they taste like shit.

    Ginger left out his wish, so I will fill it in:
    I wish for potatoes.
    - The Staff


    ty staff
    -Swan
     
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  15. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. They taste like shit.

    I wish for shit.
     
  16. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, you get the Cards Against Humanity Bullshit Pack, and you need to explain to your parents why you ordered shit online, and are disowned.

    I wish for bananas
     
  17. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. They are shaped like penises.

    I wish for a bigger pen.
     
  18. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, it squishes you because it is so big.

    I wish for potato
     
  19. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. It has 12 ebolas in it.

    I wish for Michael Jackson to admit that he's not dead.
     
  20. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, he is shot in the head for being a zombie

    I wish that the education system wasnt so broken