Thread is coming back! Time to grant my own. Granted, more homework and crap subjects. I wish for FIFA, CoD, Madden, BF, etc to not exist, and thus, save the gaming industry.
Granted, it is so classy it has a moustache, that you choke on while eating the turkey for Christmas. I wish for more diamonds
Granted. Microsoft bought Mojang earlier, and stopped updates before 1.8, so we need to buy DLCs or the sequel. I wish for Microsoft to not fuck up MC.
Granted. Microsoft fucks down MC. I wish everyone wearing a tin foil hat would be struck by lightning.
Granted, you now have 5 of every form of STD and parasite known to man. I wish for a self-sustaining house that requires no maintenance.