Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Upon the completion of your terrible goal, you realize the true potential of your newly awakened ability to travel through time itself and journey far back to the era of the dinosaurs with hopes of taming the great beasts in order to form a time traveling dino army. You get eaten.

    I wish for a milkshake.
     
  2. EpicMineCrafteer

    EpicMineCrafteer New Member

    Granted. Worker pissed in your drink.

    I wish for a friendly dinosaur with no enemies or diseases.
     
  3. Hizeron

    Hizeron Active Member VIP

    Granted. your dinosaur also loves you dearly, would never harm you, and holds you like a teddy bear. it is then you come to the terrible conclusion that you have ornithoscelidaphobia, "a fear of dinosaurs" and must live the rest of your natural life in total terror.

    I wish for the clay soldier mod to be implemented onto our server.
     
  4. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. The soldiers are used by EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the server, and it crashes for a week or so. I wish for a pack of alkaline triple-A batteries.
     
  5. EpicMineCrafteer

    EpicMineCrafteer New Member

    Granted. The batteries are used and dead.

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse to come and destroy the world! Even if it is ruined, it's good either way. ;P
     
  6. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    granted: you were too vague and the zombies flew to/ destroyed mars!

    I wish for oxygen.
     
  7. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. A magical dancing puppet appears and beats you to death with an oxygen tank.

    I wish to harness the power of the SUN!
     
  8. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted you are turned into a solar panel and many birds POUP on you and you therefor malfunction
    I wish for a Zombie apocalypse day in shadecrest, where zombies spawn everywhere
     
  9. EpicMineCrafteer

    EpicMineCrafteer New Member

    Granted. You were to first and only to die and there was no respawns for the day.

    I wish for a cat with Jedi powers and was not influenced by the dark side.
     
  10. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. you have obtained a cat that has no legs, no tail and cannot meow, its is made of porcupine quails and cannot move, you also are given jedi powers, however, do to the lack of jedi you never learn how to use them and waste your potential
    I wish that snoozberries didn't taste like snoozberries
     
  11. EpicMineCrafteer

    EpicMineCrafteer New Member

    Granted. They taste a little less than what they should taste. :D

    I wish I didn't have a lethal disease
     
  12. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Your disease is just inconvenient now.

    I wish Epic wasn't a depressing troll.
     
  13. EpicMineCrafteer

    EpicMineCrafteer New Member

    Granted. I'm not and sorry if you felt I was, but then a meteor hit at a random location. (Ruined wish)

    I wish for a three headed dragon with potato skin and tasted like pork rinds.
     
  14. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. how the dragon is covered in bedrock and u cannot eat it
    I wish epic was banned until the 15th oh w8...
    i wish epic was unbanned so he stop posting on this post every 5 secs XP
     
  15. nitro64212

    nitro64212 New Member

    Granted epic was banned for 1 minute and he started spamming again
    I wish for a pet miniature vietnamese pot-bellied pig
     
  16. Hizeron

    Hizeron Active Member VIP

    Granted. you must now prepare the pet pig that you love for dinner and eat it. "tragic"

    I with for an in-game lava lamp.
     
  17. nitro64212

    nitro64212 New Member

    Granted. The lava lamp has real lava in it and it melts and kills you.
    I wish for a katana
     
  18. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. While checking it out, your hand slips, and you slice off your own legs, and you then proceed to bleed out and die.

    I wish for a granny smith apple.
     
  19. nitro64212

    nitro64212 New Member

    Granted. You get your granny smith's apple but seh gets mad at you and shoves the half-eaten apple down your throat(i know a granny smith apple is a type of apple)
    I wish for the power to stop time
     
  20. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. The first time you stop time, you are unable to figure out how to resume it and are stuck, alone with nothing to do for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had a stack of coal.