Ruin a Wish

Granted, but your MCMMO is reset to zero.

I wish that my computer worked correctly

 

Granted but you press the big blue button
I want old hoxton breakout ti come out

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Granted, but a giraffe stands on your face

I wish matt smith was still the doctor, not peter capaldi

 

Noooo. Look it up at least

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Granted, M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay are in charge now. D:

I wish for mob spawners to be legal

 

granted, but drops are set to 0

I wish for a terrabit internet connection

 

Granted, your PC couldn't handle all the data and explodes.

I wish for a real Pikachu.

 

Granted. Pikachu used thunderbolt! It was super effective!

You're found dead in your room a week later with your fingers and toes missing. Looks like Pika Pi got a little hungry.

I wish for a PS4.

 

Granted. Microsoft buys off all game publishers and make every game exclusive to the Xbone.

I wish for a 3 day weekend.

 

Granted, during that 3 day weekend your school gives you 30 packets of homework and your parents give you tons of chores every day.

I wish for better ping on Shadecrest.

 

Granted, but you are falsely accused of a robbery and you can't play minecraft in prison

I wish for a blender

 

Just to clarify, I want xp, not drops

 

exp is a drop

 

granted, however the delivery company mistook your order for "bender" you now have an alcoholic robot that wants to kill you

I wish for max MCMMO skills

 

Granted. An admin gets drunk, and deletes your player.dat file. You lose errythang.

I wish for no lag on FTB. The ping is so high

 

Granted, but in order to reduce ping your favorite mods were taken out

I wish for school

 

Granted, military school

I wish for sleep. Been up since 10 am sunday

 

Granted but you live right next to a construction site that keeps waking you up all night.

I wish to discover something

 

Granted. Zombie virus, you're the first infected

I wish for pizza

 

Granted, 100 dinosaurs eat your face (orion dino horde reference. Its when you kill a lot of dinosaurs consecutively the announcer will say bring me some pizza)

I wish for more sleep and more time to do homework

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