Ruin a Wish

Granted. You are stuck in your house and can't leave.

I wish for Jaffa cakes that have nothing wrong with them.

 

Granted. You suddenly have an allergy to Jaffa cakes, swell up like a balloon and 'pop' well choke to death.

I wish for bunny rabbit :3.

 

granted, it eats you

I wish for a potato

 

Granted. But you are the potato.

I wish for a snowboard

 

Granted.you get a board made of snow.

I wish I didn't have a bad cough.

 

Granted you get a whooping cough.

I wish for a dead pony just laying their never to move again in the same spot for all of eternity.

 

granted, but you get a infection and die

i wish i wasnt always awake all night

 

Granted. You fall in to a never ending sleep.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours a night.

 

Granted. Unfortunately you now live in the part of the world where the night lasts months.

I wish for a cookie.

 

The cookie has a yeast infection I wish for lightning to strike a person idkon the other side of the world.

 

Granted. That unknown person turns out to be a long lost relative.

I wish for a burger with nothing wrong with it.

 

Granted. You receive a piece of perfect raw hamburger beef.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted. Everything disappears.

I wish for a single grain of salt no larger then a millimeter in diameter.

 

Granted. You lost it.

I wish for a coco bean

 

granted, it falls on your head

I wish to be youtube famous

 

Granted. You never reach 1 million subs.

I wish for 900 FPS

 

Granted. Too much FPS your computer explodes.

I wish I could do the splits

 

Granted. Your body splits in half.

I wish for WILSON!!!!

 

Granted, wilson falls in the water on your way home and you lose your only friend

I wish for a giant impenetrable box that I live a perfectly happy life in, with everything I need to maintain this happiness, and nothing that could possibly ruin this box for me.

 

Granted. There was a mix-up in the delivery warehouse and it went to the wrong address. You receive a pile of poop in the mail.

I wish for nothing bad at all.