Ruin a Wish

Granted,the forum blows up n allows u to sleep on the floor.
I wish for a monster

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Granted, but, to avoid cliche, it runs away and becomes a stray because of your tyrannical rule over it.

I wish I had a monster that was loyal to me. Except it wasn't a monster. It was a pineapple. I wish for a monstrous pineapple. And for it not to fall on me.

 

Granted, you get a monstrous pineapple only to find out that a giant ate it.

I wish for a giant mushroom

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Granted. The mushroom keeps growing and consumes the whole world.

I wish for time.

 

Granted, you have endless time but do not know how to use it. You waste the rest of eternity sitting on the couch watching paint dry.

I wish for a ninja headband.

 

Granted. The headband is too tight and crushes your head.

I wish for more charge in my iPad.

 

granted you take charge from others iPad in order to get more on your own you therefor get so much charge that you iPad explodes and so does everyone else's. They get so mad they hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for a cupcake :3

 

Granted. Your cupcake is so amazing that everyone gets envious and hunts you down and kill you for it.

I wish to not be tired.

 

Granted you get so awake you are forced to stay awake for all eternity, even after you die... I thats possible....

I wish it was day in minecraft

 

granted, but its the solar appocalypse

I wish for my gtx 770 to be delivered already

 

Granted. But the person delivering it crashes in to your house and it collapses.

I wish I didn't have to go to the orthodontist today.

 

granted, you need open heart surgery
I wish to be alseep

 

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish that I never had to bath/shower as I was always clean.

 

granted, you are so clean you die (u need bacteria to live )

I wish i didnt have insolmnia

 

Granted. You don't have insolmnia, you have insomnia.

I wish I had a full English breakfast.

 

Granted, but you don't eat it.

I wish I had some pancakes that I would eat and enjoy

 

Granted. The more of the pancake you eat, the more of the people to love die.

I wish I didn't need braces.

 

granted, you have no teeth

I wish for more money

 

Granted. All your money brings you deep depression.

I wish for a better computer

 

granted, but it dies the next day

I wish i was home