Ruin a Wish

Granted, your lack of wish made for a new wish to grant.

I wish that people would be more original in their answers instead of making the person repeatedly die.

 

Granted, everyone but you (and Me) dies. Don't ask how.

I wish Legend were dead as well

 

Granted, everyone but you (and Me) dies. Don't ask how.

I wish Legend were dead as well

 

granted, Legend died, but took you with him

I wish for pizza

 

Granted. The pizza man poisoned your pizza, you die.

I wish to not die in minecraft

 

Oooooo. Cleverrrr

 

Clever is something you'll never be.

I wish people would carry this on and not post irrelevant things :3

 

Granted. You died anyway

I wish to join survival

 

Granted. You get ignored by everyone on there forever.

I wish to not be called immature because of my age...

 

Granted. Everyone believes u to be really mature so they give u a million tasks.

I wish to excel

 

Granted. You excel so much that it gives you raging depression.

I wish I was older

 

Grr... Granted. You're so old you die of old age

I wish I was invincible

 

Granted. You live a long, painful and lonely life with no way out.

I wish I live in America.

 

(Why America? Canada is so much better )

Granted. You live there so long u forget where u came from

I wish I was not invincible anymore

 

Granted. All the years of not dying catch up to you and you die instantly of old age.

I wish my iPad wasn't running out of charge.

 

Granted, but you yourself begin running out of charge and you have to charge yourself up every day after use.

I wish I knew why Shock wanted to live in America, because America < Canada < Scotland

 

Scotland?

Granted, but you yourself have bad judgement

I wish real wireless charging existed

 

Granted. Wireless charging requires you to charge your wireless charger.

I wish the time zones from England to America weren't so different.

 

Granted. The world goes insane

I wish I had a hundred likes

 

Granted. The likes suddenly turn into fingers.

I wish people would stop replying so I could sleep peacefully.