Ruin a Wish

Granted, yet, the entire server turns on you, and all players are given god gear cept you.

I wish i had more spruce saplings.

 

Granted, STOP WISHING FOR SPRUCE SAPLINGS!(enough said)

I wish for BaSingSe to collapse under Sisu's feet

 

granted sisu falls with it.

I wish for more spruce saplings.

 

Granted, But they are really birch saplings.

I wish for more diamonds.

 

Wish not granted, you hoarding bastard

I wish for a Neverwinter Mac client Q.Q

 

Granted, unfortunately the newest update from Apple utterly destroyed your CPU, rendering your computer useless.

I wish i knew how to finish my home.

 

Granted, you finish it by blowing it up.

I wish NMB gave me my wish back.

 

Granted, NMB gives you the wish back right after it was cursed by some dude to always be void.

I wish that I could think of a wish that would contradict all ruining to something good.

 

Granted but paradoxically it contradicts all good to something bad (ruining) which cancels out your wish entirely.

I wish Quiet Sea loved me.

 

granted he loves you to death thus killing you

I wish I had a penny minted in 2000 sitting on my palm heads up

 

Granted, it turns out to be a grenade and blows you up

I wish to find rubber in ftb

 

granted the server then updates, rubber got removed from the game.

I wish for 1 single rupie in my shadecrest survival minecraft account.

 

Well played.

Granted, you receive the rupie, but it is stolen by cyber thieves.

I wish for a Microsoft Surface Pro.

 

Granted, you get the computer but it is EVIL Inc and sucks you in and you die.

I wish for a carrot

 

Granted, it is poisoned.

I wish for invisability potions.

 

This means war! Granted, you drink so many that you are erased from existance.

I wish for the best wish that is not a wish.

 

Granted. I misread the word "wish" as "fish", and a rather large whale lands on your head.

I wish for jar of mayonnaise.

 

Wish granted...the jar of mayo comes alive n eats you up...I wish for a minecraft horse

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Granted, it bucks you off and leaves you with all your limbs broken.

I wish that Bernard Tomic will win the Wimbledon tennis tournament.

 

granted but his dad punches some guy in the face over a fight and all his titles and wins are equal to nothing.

I wish that i could play on sc