Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Ralk75

    Ralk75 Active Member

    Granted, but it puffs up and someone uses a needle to pop it.

    I wish that my computer wasn't so bad.
     
  2. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, but it only is about 0.0000000000000001% better

    I wish I could sing like Billy Joel
     
  3. AQTguy

    AQTguy Member

    You start singing exactly like billy joel an its on tones from the piano man. Then u go power crazy from a MINECRAFT server mod to a crazed dictator of the United Kingdom of Antarctica and start a penguin army with a quiet as a general.And Abraham Lincoln the 12084th assassinates u.

    I wish I never spell Padaun's name right.
     
  4. AQTguy

    AQTguy Member

    Bam guy nothing on me now Paduan! :)
     
  5. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, autocorrect ruins it


    I wish to capture sharqman
     
  6. MelinaHites

    MelinaHites Active Member VIP

    Granted. You finally catch him but he escapes quickly.



    I wish I could fix world hunger!
     
  7. AQTguy

    AQTguy Member

    You solve world hunger by using genetically hybrid poison fruits which cause all to die

    I wish that war was gone
     
  8. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    War is gone, all illnesses are cured, people live for 100s of years, and then the planet becomes overpopulated and becomes a wasteland. The waters become undrinkable, the land is inhabitable, and worst of all, there isn't enough bandwidth to go around.

    I wish to be cured of allergies.
     
  9. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    You are cured of all allergies, but suddenly your immune system completely dies, and you are infected with every virus on the planet.

    I wish I was a turtle. An invincible turtle who could not feel suffering of any form. Only joy of that which was around him, no matter how morbid
     
  10. AQTguy

    AQTguy Member

    Ur cured of all allergies because summer and spring are gone. Which means that our planet is t rotating causing us to die.

    I wish that I had 2000rupies
     
  11. AQTguy

    AQTguy Member

    My bad


    Granted padaun ur a turtle but I decided to latch u into space so u float endlessly into a void happy as can be

    I wish I had 2000rupies
     
  12. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, you have 2000 rupies, but you can never spend or accumulate any more rupies.
    I wish I wish I had a fish.
     
  13. MelinaHites

    MelinaHites Active Member VIP

    granted. You are given a fish but it promptly dies the following day.

    I wish i had shinigami powers.
     
  14. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    I was planning to eat it anyway D:
    Granted, but you get eaten by a hollow
    I wish I had some fish sauce to go with this dead fish
     
  15. Pieman_Is_God

    Pieman_Is_God Well-Known Member VIP Creative Architect

    granted, but this fish sauce came from your dead fish so you no longer have anything to go with your fish sauce.

    I wish to be batman.
     
  16. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, you are batman, but you are a horrible batman and get your head bashed in with a SOCCER ball, not a football ball.

    I wish I had my fish back
     
  17. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, your fish is British and hits you with a football, not a soccer ball

    I wish for sharqman dead fish sauce
     
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  18. ndvenckus1

    ndvenckus1 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, but it's made of sharqman, and is inedible.

    I wish I was made into an invincible robot who didn't have to take his finals tomorrow.
     
  19. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    granted, you outlive all of your loved ones and the world. You also fail all of your finals because you don't take them and live on the streets as a portable washing machine.
     
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  20. MelinaHites

    MelinaHites Active Member VIP

    sir you have no wish D: