Ruin a Wish

granted but the responce implyes you are a rubbish noob.

I wish for piemans house to be filled whit cake again.

 

Granted, I lied.

I wish for TehRawB to make me a nice house.

 

granted but TehRawB fell on his head and now thinks an awesome house only involves 5 cobble and 6 dirt

i wish i could get my quarry running on FTB :S

 

Granted but you forgot to link the items to a proper sorter so they crash the server.

I wish to be on the greener side

 

granted you didn't say what should be greener and the pic of that eye became soooo green that max turned it down to normal again

i wish that i could shoot fire out of my hands

 

Granted! However, you aren't immune to burns or pain.

I wish for computercraft to be added to vanilla minecraft.

 

Granted, but the operating system is windows 98 =)

I too, like Teh, wish for my house to be full of cake again.

 

granted, but you eat all the cake become fat and because u are donald the clown who is advertising for mcdonalds, all the children wish to become fat like you, thus they get diabetes and sue you for all u own, including your house.

i wish for my math project to be done, and get a 100%

 

Granted, they fooled you. It isn't for a grade.

I wish for my minecraft to work.

 

It works, but you can only play Indev

I wish that people said "octothorpe" instead of "hashtag"

 

Granted, The_Mexicans comes back. #Octothrope

I wish for tacos

 

You get the tacos. But it's not beef, but ground human brain... You get arrested and put into an insane asylum due to your cannibalism

I wish for a pack of fancy pens

 

Granted. One of the pens is so fancy, it's bond's exploding pen.
I wish for an unlimited supply of in-n-out burgers and fries.

 

Granted your puppy attacked u and u got rabies and somehow food poisoning which causes u to have an uncontrollable urge to give me a hundred thousand dollars.

I wish I was an admin.

 

Woops sorry


Granted the fries and burgers u ate were actually made out of bird intestines and it causes u to have eternal life but u get sad and kill Paduan and quiet because of ur depression.


I wish I was a mod

 

Granted, however every other player and mod were promoted to admin and every guest that joins become mod and it becomes a fight for survival as all the mods ban each other while all the admins laughed as the server went to hell.

I wish for a sack 'o potatoes.

 

Granted. They turn out to be golden potatoes and an irishman comes and kicks you in the nards and takes the potatoes back to ireland.

I wish for a puppy.

 

Granted, my taming level is so high your puppy is now MY puppy

I wish for a crayon.

 

You get a crayon, but it's made out of gallium, and when you hold it it turns into a puddle of liquid on the floor

I wish AQTguy would spell my name correctly

 

Granted, however he gets the capitalisation wrong and writes pADAUN instead.

I wish for a puffer fish.