Ruin a Wish

Granted. You receive so many like Max grows jealous and bans you from the forums and servers forever.

I wish for my wish to be un-ruinable

 

Granted, the universe then proceeds to collapse due to the wish not being ruined.

I wish for the playerhead pvp plugin to be implimented.

 

Granted, but the Guild hunts you down many times and sells your head on the black market.

I wish for all the Oreos. (Take them from NMB too please)

 

Granted. You eat so many oreos you become morbidly obese and cannot move at all anymore.

I wish for an alpaca

 

Granted, every one now has to go here 24/7.

I wish for all the starving kids in africa to be fed.

 

Oh boy i'd feel terrible if i break that wish

 

Granted, they are fed but That food was taken from other countries and many other nations are starving now.

I wish to be a super Saiyan.

 

Granted. You are now a fictional character with alien origins and immense power, but are nonetheless fictional.

I wish for a sugar free chocolate statue of myself eating a sugar free chocolate statue of myself.

 

Granted, you start eating the statue and die because you just ate a ton of chocolate.

I wish to be the ruler of Narnia.

 

Granted. You die by being mauled by that lion dude.

I wish for smart politicians

 

Granted, they all trick you into believing them but it's all a lie.

I wish for a cake.

 

Granted. I lied.

I wish for a pigmy.

 

I was hoping for that to happen.

 

Ok, don't know where the wishes went so I'll make one.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

Granted, you shapeshift into a fox in hunting season and get shot.

I wish for a clone of me

 

You get one but it murders you. (I'm a twin it's not so fun)

I wish to be the ruler of the world. (Renamed Ralkistan)

 

Granted but you are quickly murdered by someone else who wants to be ruler of the world.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, you have get nothing, you have nothing, you are nothing.

I wish for a pet penguin.

 

Granted, it turns out to be Quiet who murders you.

I wish for more ideas for wishes.

 

Granted, however there aren't enough ideas for elaborate ruining of wishes, so it just blows up in your face and you die.

I wish for a stack of diamond blocks.