It rains cats and dogs and 85 land in your backyard and destroy everything. I wish i had a parrot that had lazer eyes.
granted but he can't control it and he was looking at you so you died from the lazers i wish for a block
Granted, you were given a block of lava and it it started flowing everywhere, killed you and burned down your house since you can't hold lava. As I am from PMC I wish to be op.
Granted, it breaks the instant you use it and the splinters kills you. I wish for minecraft 2.0 to be implemented to replace the survival server.
Granted. Minecraft 2.0 was an April Fool's Joke and the server has so many bugs that it crashes FOREVER. I wish for a pet Ampharos. (Pokemon)
Granted, it is the sick Apharos in the lighthouse, you have no moo moo milk and it dies and infects you. I wish for a blue chicken.
Granted. All the pokemon in the world rebel from their masters and your Ampharos brutally kills you and mutilates your body beyond recognition. I wish for bacon to be in minecraft
Aww you beat me Granted. the chicken is actually radioactive and it kills you and all your children become horribly disfigured Same wish as last time
Granted, but you eat so much that your guts blow ouy of your face and die > I wish i had the force and made pigs fly
Granted. You are horrible at using the force and land the pigs on yourself and others, killing thousands (including yourself) with your horrible skills. I wish that they would get rid of noobs forever.
Granted, every person ever, ceased to exist, except Nicholas Cage, he stays. I wish for ruined wishes to not always have the wisher die.
Granted, the wisher never dies, but he fakes his death and falls into the void EVERY DAMN TIME I wish Nicolas Cage were everywhere
Granted, but Nifix can't count, so you get 4000000000000000 I wish for tickets to go see "Ender's Game"! (side note: Inside ALL of the disk trays in my finance room, there is a picture of Nicolas Cage that looks like this)
Granted. The eggs prove to be more efficient than you could ever dream or want each producing 10,000 chicks. The smell is unbearable to say the least and you'll never be able to get it out of those clothes. Better burn em. I wish for a giant racing snail on which I shall ride into the sunset.
Before I grant your wish I would like to start by saying GOD DAMNIT BILL! One millisecond before I clicked "post reply" for Kire's wish this popped up. You s.o.b. Granted. You purchase the tickets from a less than reputably website for quite a bargain, but instead of the envelope you expected to carry your precious tickets you receive a rather oddly sized package containing one large black pleasure device (you know what I mean, but I'm hoping the young'uns won't) and a short note. It read: Dear Mr. Bill Enjoy. Sincerely, Joe Momma I wish for a my giant racing snail.
Granted, he was quickly killed again for being too weak in an overpowered world. I wish I went to bed 6 hours ago it's currently 5am.
You go back in time but the future you is tired so it steals the bed. I wish for a like. (You don't need to, just come up with something)