Wish Granted. After you manage to brainwash peasants to do your bidding, you retake the throne. You die a week later after completely ruling the world. You have no sons so there is chaos among your people of who should take the throne. Your empire breaks up and is divided into the world that it used to be. You are buried under your ruins and every year, The Revolutionary People's Day is celebrated where everyone dances on your grave. I wish that my knees wouldn't hurt.
Granted- You get full WE and voxel perms I wish I still had my 2nd monitor that just fell and broke from a magnitude 4.7 earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand
Granted. You miraculously acquire time warping abilities from a mystical Jamaican dog groomer in the alleyway behind your local Chinese carry-out. With your new found powers waiting to be put to use you race home at breakneck speeds on your scooty puff junior to repair your damaged monitor. Upon reaching the currently useless equipment you quickly begin reversing time around it within a localize time bubble. In your haste you you accidentally move too far back on the monitor's personal time line reverting it to its base components. Your powers only reverse time. That's what you get for dealing with shady Jamaicans behind chinese restaurants.
Granted. you earn an A+++ which makes you so happy you explode. I wish I could own my own Minecraft account (my best bud is lending me his)...
Granted. You scrounge up the cash to purchase your own account by selling a number of shadily acquired kidneys and various other organs on the black market as well as pimping out a pomeranian chiuaua mix to extremely randy great danes. While setting your password you accidentally press a random key and by some incredible stroke of misfortune you manage to hit the same random key in the password confirmation box. You have no idea which key it is and where in the password it lies so you are unable to log in to your new account. Mojang is also experiencing "slight" problems with password recovery so I'm afraid you're S.O.L. for quite a while. I wish for my goddamn turducken wrapped in some goddamn bacon. Cover it in Jack Daniels sauwce. 'Bout to get drunk off some bird.
Granted, you get your turducken. Sadly, the bacon turns out to be strips of human skin. You are arrested for cannibalism. I wish for a new phone
Granted, you magically find an iphone 5, but the screen is wiggly, the home button works on Tuesdays, and the history is, um..............nevermind. You bring it into an apple store, but they look up the owner of the phone and you are not the person. They arrest you and for some reason ship you to Colombia because of overflowing prisons. You are 11 guys " fun buddies" in prison. You become nicknamed "softy" for 45 years. You escape and immediatly get hit by a Toyota prius ging 20MPH. Some guy lays a sign over your head saying "gayest death ever". I wish for adds on my Google chrome browser to stop popping up.....
Granted you install addblocker, however you accedentaly misspelled it and got sadblocker witch makes a high pitched moaning sound everytime it blockes something. I wish for more freedom
Granted, the entire world has no laws. All the sudden your in a giant free for all, and your killed for what you did. I wish for a new phone that actually works and belongs to me
Granted. You use the phone so much that it overheats and burns your ear. You are soon hospitalised and you lose your hearing on 1 side. (This wish was never answered) I wish I was a pro tennis player.
Granted. You are the cursed so that every game you lose by 1 set at the very end. You retire with 0 wins and 852 losses. You are remembered as the worst to ever play the sport. I wish for a waterpowered jet pack
Granted u get none wrong, the word gets out and u get labled as a nerd. U get bullied everyday. I wish for a wish that could not backfire.
Ignore ^ thread didn't update for me. My wish is the same, granted, your jet pack runs out of water fast and u fall down from the ozone layer.
granted, Nothing can backfire. So in other words when you shoot a gun the bullet cannot hit you. You realize that you are out of wishes and have no purpose living. You climb to the golden gate bridge and as you are about to jump you get a msg from a geenie called " gay hippo". He gives you three wishes. Since you have non you jump. This wish did not backfire on you because dyeing is kinda what you wanted, since living with no wishes it dumb. I wish that Navarog would burn in a fire and his cat would eat his leg. Then I would want a private subway-100 pounds of bacon- and a non gay avatar on shadecrest forums......
Granted, Navarog burns in a fire but takes you with him, and the cat decides you look tastier, so goodbye left leg. Next, the bacon is rotten and you eat it but it causes skin decay on your right leg, which falls off. Next, you change your avatar but the god of gay avatars comes down and chops of your arms for what you did. Now they call you Can't Openertrooper for all eternity. I wish for canopenertroopers wishes to be better
wish granted but there was something wrong with the wishingmashine so you got an block of air i wish for a flamethrower
Granted. your grandma gets you a flame thrower except she forgets your age and gets the "ages 5-10 one". The flame can travel at a fast 1 MPH and go as far as .5 feet. Your lack of knowledge and your sneakyness cause you to modify the flame thrower with a 80 gallon gas tank and a max range of 90 meters! You burn down your neighborhood by accident and are arrested. Life in max security jail. You join a gang and die from extreme drug use. I wish for a free ticket to the max adrenaline course in the parkour company in New Zealand.