Ruin a Wish

Granted, you never said anything abut being able to eat it after you got it.

I wish that coming up with a wish for this wasn't so goddam difficult.

 

Granted, your given a wish-o-matic that comes up with wishes for you, it explodes.

I wish for max to give me a hug.

 

Granted, max gives u a hug but accidentally hits you with his ban hammer

I wish for a pet platypus

 

wish granted but he keeps on picking you in the eyes so you cant see him anymore

i wish for a wish

 

You get a wish, but it's in the form of a fish and your all out of lines.

I wish that I didn't make my coffee too milky just now.

 

Granted. You get plain swedish coffee, it keeps you up all night.
I wish my girlfriend didnt live in norway

 

granted, she lives on the moon

I wish for the seahawks to win the super bowl

 

granted. they won 1988 and 1999...
I wish i had a sixpack

 

rrrr... granted, a six pack of frog juice

I wish for a big shiny trophy

 

Granted: You drop it, Billy Donovan style.

I wish for a pot

 

Here you go Sir a perfectly formed pot, unfortunately it comes without a bottom.
I wish my roommate would do the dishes for once

 

Granted. Cleans them so hard they break into tiny pieces.
I wish for...a fridge full of food

 

Granted, you have a fridge full of food, but it is in an oven and all of the food gets bad.
I wish to bring Tesla back from the dead.

 

Granted: He shoots down an alien scout ship, which launches the world into a 8 book long war between the creators of mankind, and man. (Dat reference)

I wish for the bottom to a pot

 

Granted, but it's much to small to fit your earlier pot

I wish for a jetpack

 

Granted, the jetpack is too small to propel you into the air.
I wish for a dead baby.

 

Granted you are here by pregnant, the rest is up to you.
I whish for some sleep

 

Granted, you get some sleep, but it is not enough to fill your sleep needs.
I wish for the two of the best swordsmen in the seven swordsmen of the mist to become avatars on SC forums...oh wait
I wish for cookies

 

Your wish has been granted. Paula Deen has sent you three lifetimes worth of cookies, baked with extra butter, then fried. You die of a heart attack after a very slow and dissapointing life.

I wish for more sleep.

 

Granted. You sleep for so long that all your friends come over to your place and draw on your face with markers. I wish for a massive statue of me.