Granted. To balance out the lack of homework, your teachers decided to give you more school work. I wish for an iq of 192.
Granted. Your brain grows so massive you have to truck it about in a wheelbarrow. It's veiny and gross. I wish for a turkey ruben made with coleslaw, swiss cheese and bacon that I may consume like a sir from atop a volcano overlooking a small village being devoured by magma with a good bottle of red wine.
Granted. The Red wine roofied, so you can't remember any of the amazing food that you had. I wish I was made of peanut butter.
granted, you are allergic to dogs and now they want to lick you all of the time. I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!
Granted. Its the most perfect turkey ruben you ever laid eyes on and just before the first bite a gas pocket bursts and you are struck by liquid hot magma..... The wine remained untouched. I wish I had a completely original Oldsmobile 442 cutlas.
Granted, you get the biggest diamond known to man. Regrettably it's not in this solar system, so all you physically have is a postcard with a picture of it and writing saying "Wish you were here". I wish for Qandi's postcard.
granted. C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!! cracked the universe and you fell into the void. I wish for cheese doodles. Enough to fill a room to waist height.
Granted. The other half of the room is full of acid that slowly burns your body away until there is nothing but strange cheesy skin juices left. I wish that Bioshock Infinite would come out already.
Granted. It comes out and sucks... hard. Like a whore in a windtunnel. You are very let down. I wish for tacos.
Granted. The tacos are laced with laxatives that last for the rest of your life. You literally crap yourself until death. I wish that I could have cooked, crispy, perfect bacon whenever I wanted it, no matter the circumstances.
Granted,it comes from a thunder storm. I wish for an animated(gif) picture of tigger sent from my HTC shift yay!
Granted; although the email containing the .gif also contains the virus which changes every picture on your computer to pictures of squid. (Not even kidding, this actually exists) I wish for my collection of squid pictures not to be harmed by this virus.
Granted. After mounting it to your wall a rogue baseball comes crashing through your window and destroys the new tv. I wish for snozberries
Granted. Unfortunately your snozberries are infested with the parasitical snozworm which wraps itself around your intestines and refuses to let go. You waste away and starve to death within year. The snozworm survives another fifty years. I wish for inner peace.
Granted. Turns out that to gain your inner peace, you have to live in the butt of a whale. I wish for 20 trillion dollars