Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. waterpower1

    waterpower1 Active Member

    Granted. To balance out the lack of homework, your teachers decided to give you more school work.

    I wish for an iq of 192.
     
  2. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. Your brain grows so massive you have to truck it about in a wheelbarrow. It's veiny and gross.
    I wish for a turkey ruben made with coleslaw, swiss cheese and bacon that I may consume like a sir from atop a volcano overlooking a small village being devoured by magma with a good bottle of red wine.
     
  3. Flagellum

    Flagellum Member VIP

    Granted. The Red wine roofied, so you can't remember any of the amazing food that you had.

    I wish I was made of peanut butter.
     
  4. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    granted, you are allergic to dogs and now they want to lick you all of the time.
    I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!
     
  5. Parhnoied

    Parhnoied New Member Creative Architect

    Granted. Its the most perfect turkey ruben you ever laid eyes on and just before the first bite a gas pocket bursts and you are struck by liquid hot magma..... The wine remained untouched.

    I wish I had a completely original Oldsmobile 442 cutlas.
     
  6. Parhnoied

    Parhnoied New Member Creative Architect

    dang it it doesnt update while im typing
     
  7. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, you get the biggest diamond known to man. Regrettably it's not in this solar system, so all you physically have is a postcard with a picture of it and writing saying "Wish you were here".

    I wish for Qandi's postcard.
     
  8. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    granted. C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!! cracked the universe and you fell into the void.
    I wish for cheese doodles. Enough to fill a room to waist height.
     
  9. Flagellum

    Flagellum Member VIP

    Granted. The other half of the room is full of acid that slowly burns your body away until there is nothing but strange cheesy skin juices left.

    I wish that Bioshock Infinite would come out already.
     
  10. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. It comes out and sucks... hard. Like a whore in a windtunnel. You are very let down.
    I wish for tacos.
     
  11. Flagellum

    Flagellum Member VIP

    Granted. The tacos are laced with laxatives that last for the rest of your life. You literally crap yourself until death.

    I wish that I could have cooked, crispy, perfect bacon whenever I wanted it, no matter the circumstances.
     
  12. SkittlesQueen

    SkittlesQueen Active Member VIP

    Granted,it comes from a thunder storm.
    I wish for an animated(gif) picture of tigger

    sent from my HTC shift yay!
     
  13. Legend9468

    Legend9468 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted; although the email containing the .gif also contains the virus which changes every picture on your computer to pictures of squid. (Not even kidding, this actually exists)

    I wish for my collection of squid pictures not to be harmed by this virus.
     
  14. SkittlesQueen

    SkittlesQueen Active Member VIP

    Granted,they all get saved by a magic cd.

    I wish for a huge tv.

    sent from my HTC shift yay!
     
  15. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. After mounting it to your wall a rogue baseball comes crashing through your window and destroys the new tv.
    I wish for snozberries
     
  16. slappywhitee

    slappywhitee Active Member Creative Architect

    Granted. Unfortunately your snozberries are infested with the parasitical snozworm which wraps itself around your intestines and refuses to let go. You waste away and starve to death within year. The snozworm survives another fifty years.

    I wish for inner peace.
     
  17. Flagellum

    Flagellum Member VIP

    Granted. Turns out that to gain your inner peace, you have to live in the butt of a whale.

    I wish for 20 trillion dollars
     
  18. adam_mills

    adam_mills Member

    however these are monopoly dollars
    i wish for a spartan II
     
  19. sioutdoors

    sioutdoors Well-Known Member VIP Creative Architect

    granted but they kick you into the well.
    Iwish for Barney
     
  20. adam_mills

    adam_mills Member

    granted but barney is Noel Edmonds and so leaves you to do deal or no deal
    i wish for arch rank