Ruin a Wish

Granted you get the Millenium Falcon, then Han Solo shoots first and kills you
I wish for a huehuehuehue

 

Granted, now it has a new meaning, which is the equivilent of the worst word in the English langauage.

I wish people stop with the huehuehue stuff.

 

Granted, but it's only because everyone else is dead and you are now alone in the world.

I wish for an endless supply if eggnog.


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Granted, turns out that the "eggnog" is actually really hard liqour, without you realizing, you drink every bottle... Then the rest is history. I wish "The Apocolypse" is after December 29th 2012.

 

Granted: The wish is granted by a monkey, and makes it tomorrow.
I wish that the Goku/Superman Deathbattle came out NOW!!!!

 

Granted. The world exploded.
I wish for a catapult.

 

Granted: It is a chivalry catapult, and you must defend it with your life, except you can't be killed, and nobody can destroy it, thus making you suffer forever, getting your head chopped off multiple times a minute.

I wish for my rumblies to be satisfied ;_;

 

Granted: you eat to much, get fat and can no longer walk.

I wish i had a pet bison.

 

Granted: he is VERY intelligent, and says "Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison Bison" ALLLLLLLLLLLLL day long because that is a logical sentence.

I wish minecraft.net would go UP!!!!!!!!

 

Granted: Minecraft.net goes up then u stay on untill you fall asleep, and you miss whatever plans u had.

I wish my dinner was ready.

 

Granted: You have bison burgers :O



















MADE OF YOUR PET BISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for hellsing abridged ep. 4

 

Granted: you cant stop watching it so u become a loner and your social life is depleted.

I wish my bison was alive.

 

Granted: You have more bison burgers.

I wish for bacon

 

Granted: your bacon was not cooked correctly, thus you have salmonella.

I wish for a puppy.

 

Granted: Puppy burgers

I wish for correctly cooked bacon XD

 

Wish granted, Except the bacon is contaminated and you turn into a zombie.

I wish for a clean supply of water.

 

Granted, but it's on mexican standards so you only get aids and a cold.

i wish for more time

 

Granted: You get more time to suffer as you slowly vomit multiple watermelons.

I wish for a never-ending strip of bacon that can't make me fat, or harm me in any way!

 

Granted, but the wish backfires and is the complete opposite of what you want.

I wish for the biggest diamond ever.

 

granted, you get the diamond then decide to marry Kim Kardashian, so the diamond is lost for eternity.
i wish for no homework