Ruin a Wish

Granted, it's a water pistol.

I wish for Arch status.

 

Granted, but the admin messes up, and you're a guest.

I wish for 2 water pistols.

 

Granted, your country's now in a drought.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

 

Granted, but I'm not good with counting, so you have -4.

I wish for 1 penny.

 

Granted, Your countries currency system changes so they're now worthless.

I wish for a ruined wish.

 

Granted, but you made no wish with that wish, so it's void.

I wish a penny gun water pistol gun.

 

Granted, writers around the world then come to your house and kill you with it for your 'use' of the English language.

I wish that I was not scared of the sea.

 

Granted, now you're having desperate love rages on QuietSea.

I wish for a penny gun water pistol gun 2.

 

Granted, it's now the title of a newly released book.

I wish for Swedish House Mafia not to break up.

 

Granted, they broke up and created the Russian House Mafia.

I wish for a quarter penny gun pistol penny gun 3.

 

Granted, but you get banned from using it due to spamming the wish.

I wish that my laptop's wireless adapter wouldn't randomly cut out.

 

Granted, it cuts out all the time!

I wish for a non-spamming nickel dime penny pistol gun pistol penny pistol nickel gun 9.

 

Granted, it's a collection of coins in the shape of a pistol.

I wish for my hometown's weather to make sense.

 

Granted, it turns into a mini desert.

I wish for a WATER PISTOL 5000.

 

Granted, the postal system breaks from trying to ship 5000 water pistols.

I wish for the water that you're going to use in those pistols.




Oh and above's kinda invalid, I'm in 'stralia; it's already a big desert.

 

Granted, I actually fill it with alcohol, so enjoy.

I wish for Austrailia to be considered part of Antarctica.

 

Granted, we also get all of America's tourism due to the fact that we now control all of the worlds penguins. Including you Quiet, if you're reading this.

I wish that this server gets a government grant to keep running.

 

Granted, the server turns into a monarchy and Max kills everyone.

I wish for Antarica to drown.

 

Granted, Antarica does indeed drown; Antartica on the other hand, is fine.

I wish for the term 'SWAG' to no longer be used, or indeed relevant, to today's youth.

 

Granted, but then the world is over taken by SWAG and all of today's elderly say it.

I wish for a water gun that shoots lava if you click a different button.