I chuckle to my self as you guys kill each other over a penny. I chuckle some more because I have gold coins.
I take your gold coins and blind you by impaling your face with them. I steal the few left over and /home to Connecticut
I kill epic by lodging a jellybean in his throat. I steal the penny, and give it to Padaun because Pad's poor. (Don't steal from the poor, kiddies.)
i move everything to a clack hole and we all get sucked in and die... and then f**king parry the platypus mugs pad and ends up with the penny in a parallel universe :3
Observing the commotion from my watchtower which exists outside of all things conceivable by man, I note how truly barbaric the human race can become when they are allowed to have a sense of value and worth. Jotting this down in my handy dandy notebook, I begin to whistle a tune as I materialize the penny in my right hand. Twirling the trivial little thing between my fingers a small chuckle slithers out from my lips as I vanish into the void.
I walk into the void, kill you with a sword unconceivable by anyone other than us, and take the penny. Hiding somewhere no one knows about inside a single player world. BEAT THAT!
I logged on to your account. Your password was kittehs. I get on the single player world. I get the penny then log onto the server and give it to myself. And since I don't want to die. I hand it to Max. Who then puts the penny in his nasal passage
Ooh, this is gonna be fun I venture towards Max's home, excited for the events that are about to take place. When I arrive, I kick down his door and find him sitting at his computer chair watching some weird Japanese stuff :/ Completely caught off guard, and with his pants down, he has no time to escape. I hit him over the head with my trusty pendulum and drag his body out the front door. I then proceed in publicly displaying his half-naked corpse along the front of the taj mahal. Once finished, I take the penny from him and flee to Somalia.
I ask for the penny, and when you refuse I go berserker all over your face. I then ask the hells will (from bleach )) to watch the penny for me. He eats the penny and Urahara-san destroys hell, thus claiming the penny!
Tapping on Urahara-san's shoulder, I remind him that he is a fictional character and that he has no use for money. He agrees and peacefully hands the penny to me. Just then... NMB storms through the door! But I pulled out my boom stick and shot him in the face Evil Dead style.
Unfortunately for NMB... my boom stick is the shikai of my zanpakuto. NMB is no mo. The penny is mine once more.
I ask Space politely, and he gives me the penny. Causing no need for his death, so I split the penny in half and hand 1/2 to him. Running away to a game that is not related in anyway to Minecraft.
after a month of searching, i find you in sesame street: once upon a monster I brought some powers from dragon ball z: raging blast 2 and kamehameha you into oblivion! I also took the penny, but thats secondary...
Hidden within the shadows, I manage to slip the penny from NMB's pocket and, riding upon the back of a giant eagle (cause I don't play that whole, "Hey let's just walk there even though the enemy has a ridiculous huge army and will attack us mercilessly nonsense.") I whisk the penny to the depths of Mt. Doom in order to destroy it once and for all. NMB (who must've followed me somehow) jumps after the penny as I toss it into the magma below and perishes in fiery agony.
Lol LOTR. I use Night Crawler's powers from X-Men and teleport, grab the penny, and teleport away still letting NMB fall to his death. Teleporting every 2 seconds so no one finds me.
My minecraft is getting 2 fps so I see you leave. I /home Epicminecrafter and kill him by touching his face (i recently dipped my hand in a jar of love). He disintegrates and I pull out the hoygakoyu and will the penny to be no more!
i summon Epic into a game of Search and destroy in call of duty Black ops, where i proceed to tomahawk him in the face. I then tee bag him for 5 minutes and then kill then disintegrate the new penny. I then find the remains of the old penny, which has been split into 7 parts. I then go Voldemort on yall and make then 7 horcroxes, in 6 different locations all over the world. With the other one i watch it disintegrate making sure the penny will never be one again . I then proceed to wipe my memory of what happened, leaving no trace of where the penny(s) may be. Then for the fun of myself i die, without any chance of being brought back to life. Now the only person who knows where the penny(s) are is dead, and the 6 are spread out all over the world. MUHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH I WINNNNNNNNNN offtopic What happens to Max 0_0