Your entire life, you've had an irrational fear of people not getting a reference. http://www.shadecrest.com/site/threads/6282/
your entire life you've been afraid of trees, so i gave you a book, about trees Your entire life you've had a fear of using phones, you know have to get out of the matrix (I hope someone gets this reference)
You're entire life you've never wanted to know how to eat a watermelon. Now you must watch this video.
Your entire life you've been blind, but you can see clearly now that the rain has gone. Sent from the new and improved space phone.
Your entire life you hated monsters, now you listen to Rihanna and Eminem. (Hard one, hope someone gets it.)
Another song-related joke: Your whole life you've ad an irrational fear of horses, and now you're about to become Katie Perry's boyfriend.
I think I'll manage. Your entire life you've been a boy. Now it is time you meet the world. Sent from the new and improved space phone.