YO MAMA!!!!

yo mama so both she just uses the handicap!

 

Your Mother is so stupid she drives around in a wheel chair thinking they'll let her park it in the handicap spot!

 

yo mama so stupid she thought she could play the death waltz!

(look it up on youtube! its actually a really cool song!)

 

Your Mother is so stupid she went sky diving without a parachute!

 

yo mama so stupid she went skiing with out skii's! (or poles *snap*)

 

Your Mother is so stupid she thought Uncle Sam was actually her uncle!

 

yo mama so stupid, her ice machine burnt your house down XD

 

Your mother is so stupid she could not tell the difference between a triceratops and a diceratops!

 

so mama so stupid she cant tell the difference between an atom and adam!

 

Your Mother is such an imbecile that she does not know the difference between her right hand and left hand.

 

lol
you mama so fat that when you go to the mall, her stomach enters the building five minutes before her head XD

 

Your Mother is so fat don't talk about not seeing her toes, she can't see the end of her stomach!

 

yo mama so ugly she lives in a cobblestone house!

 

Your Mother is such a noob she builds cobble houses and try's to sell them

 

yo mama such a noob she built a cobble house behind manglors XD (true story!)

 

Your Mother is so stupid she thought zangetsu was a girl!

 

yo mama so stupid she thought orochimaru was STILL in the akatsuki!

 

Your Mother is so stupid she thought Deidara was an artist!

 

yo mama sooooo stupid, she thought sasori's name was pinochio!

 

xD
Your Mother is so stupid she thought Shikamaru liked doing things!