YO MAMA!!!!

Your Mother is so fat she stepped on my mama with her small toe and crushed her!

 

yo mama so fat that the atoms that make her up are bigger then YOU!!

 

Your Mother is so old she was on the little house on the prairie!

 

Question: are you on the forum constantly? you can reply like 2 seconds after my post! *end question*

yo mama so fat not even atlas could lift her up!

 

Answer: im on, but idle lol *end answer*
Your Mother is so fat they have to make a whole volume of atlas's just to fit her in!

 

yo mama so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family XD

 

Your Mother is so stupid she uses a mac!

 

yo mama so stupid she thought your monitor was a lizard!

 

Your mother is so ill mannered she used a salad fork for her steak dinner.

 

Your Mother is so creepy she peeps on people through the toilet.

 

lol that picture at the bottom scared me so much when i first saw it! now it's just hilarious!

and you mama so creepy even creepers are scared!

 

Your Mother is so dirty she washes her hands with water...just water...

 

yo mama so dirty even the jawas say dam!

 

Your Mother is so fat she blames McDonald's for not making her fat enough!

 

yo mama so fat that they squeeze lard outta her to MAKE mcdonalds food XD

 

Your Mother is stupid she tried to use world edit with a stone axe!

 

yo mama so stupid she uses tnt to kill creepers!

 

Your Mother is so stupid she uses creepers as TNT!

 

yo mama so fat not even tnt could tear her down!

 

Your Mother is so female she goes to the female bathroom.