YO MAMA!!!!

Dragon or Nighthawk

 

Aww, and I had such a good reputation too :'( but I guess I did deserve it

Just started playing skyrim two days ago, and when I found the first guard in winterhold to say "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee", I was in awe.

Yo mama soooooooo stupid, she thought that dragon in Mrtree's photo was real.

 

your Mother is so stupid she called dragon nighthawk.

 

all yo mamas so fat, that when she sat on mount everest she said, "ooh! a thumb tack!"

 

Your Mother is so dirty she takes a shower in poop.

 

you mama so fat even shamoo said "da**"

 

your Mother is so big shamoo was to afraid to say anything!

 

yo mama so ugly not even raj or howard will touch her XD (for those that dont know, its the big bang theory)

 

Your Mother has such a bad sense of humor she watches "The Big Bang Theory".

 

yo mama so fat not even the WHOLE big bang could create her!

 

Your Mother is so old she witnessed the big bang.

 

you mama so fat that when she has sex it's a big BANG!

 

Your Mother is so stupid tripped over air and slammed into the wall making a BIG BANG!

 

yo mama so old she blinded and sunburned from the big bang!!
and...
yo mama so fat and saggy that the space between her boobs is biger then the grand CANYON!

 

Your mother is so stupid she was sneaking in dwarven mine and dropped a dead body down a well making a BIG BANG!(Lord of the Ring reference)

 

get off big bang shall we?

yo mama so stupid she died of hypothermia when she was sunbathing XD

 

Your Mother is smart she answered global as what channel you should be in 99% of the time on the shadecrest app!

 

yo mama so dumb she didn't know there was a shadecrest app!

 

I have defeated you all!

 

oh really?