I have to say, today I am a proud, proud person. This is like the third time this post has been brought back ;D It was one of my first on the forums, and it's still up here.
if lord of the ring...... Yo mama so stupid she thought gandalf was black! and if not, Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
yo mama soooooo FAT she plays pool with the planets! yo mama soooo so FAT she use's US 19 as a slip and slide XD
Your mother is so short the black eyed peas stepped on her with their big beats! and you got hit with the boom boom.
yo mama so old, that when she saw jurassic park she started to have flash backs! yo mama so old, that when i told her to act her own age, she DIED!!
Yo mama slept in mrtree's bed right in that sandstone house behind that dragon. And I never. Called. Again.