YO MAMA!!!!

your mom is fat that she is in winter and summer!
I made that one up myself =D

 

At least i have a mom.

 

You mean the one that's so fat, when she breached the surface the force of her body re-entering the water created a tsunami that nearly wiped out a small Pacific island.

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Yo mama be so dumb she thinks 1+1=2 HAH

Edit: oh wait...

Albert Einstein only started to speak his first words at 3 years of age. :O I can still be a genius!

 

Yo mama so ugly, she's not very appealing to look at.

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So thats what caused the tsunami in japan...


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Spot on!

Albert Einstein only started to speak his first words at 3 years of age. :O I can still be a genius!