Yo mamma is so stupid she put a paper on the screen to watch pay-per-view! I love this discussion! <3
Even shakespeare cracked out some mama jokes. Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?" Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo." Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
all yo mamas are sooooo Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out! Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat that when I asked her how much she weighed, she answered back,"How many zeros does infinity have?"
*Ahem* Your mother is so grotesquely overweight, she was mistaken for an inflatable blob whilst floating in the lake near the local summer camp. She worked quite splendidly. Sent from the new and improved space phone.
Yo mama so fat, she probably has high cholesterol and a high risk of heart disease. Sent from my mobile cellular device