YO MAMA!!!!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ndvenckus1, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. lucky6950

    lucky6950 Member

    yo mamma so stupid that when she stepped on the scale she said " thats my phone number "
     
  2. majestic_moose

    majestic_moose Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mamma is so sweet that when she smiles everyone gets diabetes!
     
  3. TawesomeTy

    TawesomeTy New Member

    Yo mamma is so stupid she put a paper on the screen to watch pay-per-view!

    I love this discussion! <3
     
  4. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason creepers don't smile!
     
  5. majestic_moose

    majestic_moose Well-Known Member VIP

    Even shakespeare cracked out some mama jokes.

    Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
    Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
    Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
    Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
     
  6. Thomasdd13

    Thomasdd13 Active Member VIP

    all yo mamas are sooooo
    Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!

    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
     
  7. TawesomeTy

    TawesomeTy New Member

    Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said, " Beat that Moses!"
     
  8. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama is so old she celebrated mo burfdays den mama's days!
     
  9. TheTechGeek245

    TheTechGeek245 Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama is so poor that she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
     
  10. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Hail to the king.
     
  11. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama is so fat... she joined weight watchers.
     
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  12. aarondang

    aarondang Active Member

    Yo mama is so fat that when I asked her how much she weighed, she answered back,"How many zeros does infinity have?"
     
  13. TheTechGeek245

    TheTechGeek245 Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo Mamma so heavy that when she went into space we lost our moon
     
  14. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    *Ahem* Your mother is so grotesquely overweight, she was mistaken for an inflatable blob whilst floating in the lake near the local summer camp. She worked quite splendidly.

    Sent from the new and improved space phone.
     
  15. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama is soooo stupid she thought euthanasia was a movement to free child laborers in Asia!!!!!
     
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  16. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Yo mama so fat, she probably has high cholesterol and a high risk of heart disease.

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  17. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo mama so ugly... she is difficult to look at.

    Sent from the new and improved space phone.
     
  18. I_am_dropbear

    I_am_dropbear Active Member

    your mama is so normal, she has a normal life!
    BUUURRRNNN!!!!
     
  19. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    You take that back!


    Sent from the new and improved space phone.
     
  20. TheTechGeek245

    TheTechGeek245 Well-Known Member VIP

    Yo Mama is so fat she is the main ingredient in lard!