As the bank teller Rem hands the penny to me after looking at its horrific mess I decide to decommission it and swap it out with another penny in my pocket so i can take the other penny home for my collection
I hit my head on the end table as I rise out of unconsciousness to the sound of sirens. The bank across the street is getting robbed. Bunch of freaks with boxy masks running around the inside, swinging pickaxes... shouting... The group bursts through the front door making a break for their getaway... horses? What the fuck? That table must've put me back out... this is some weird western bank heist type shit. I grab my jacket and take the stairs 3 flights down to the street for a better look. Between the time I left the window and when my feet hit pavement, one of the robbers had been shot and was now lying in the street, blood flowing to the drains with the rest of the garbage. I can still hear the sound of his "buddies" galloping down the streets, cops in hot pursuit. I stare at the man lying there on the pavement, life seeping from his punctured torso, his arm across his chest, fist clenched tight clutching something. As he loses consciousness his arm falls to his side and a small piece of copper slips through his lifeless fingers. I watch it roll across the street... notice how smooth it moves despite the slight wobble indicative of a slight bend. I watch it as it bumps my boot and falls as flat as it can manage to ground. Looks like his pals made off with the haul while he died in the streets for chump change. Poor bastard. I bend down, pluck the blood soaked penny from ground and place it my pocket. It might not be his lucky day, but I've still got tomorrow. Sent from the new and improved space phone.
As space drives home from his long day at work, he realizes that he has tomorrow off, so he can have a drunk Star Wars marathon with Ben! He gets home and snags his best bottle of Jack and invites his buddy over. After watching the original trilogy, space is absolutely shit-faced, and passes out on the couch. He wakes up and sees a large bag of food for some sort of small rodent. He thinks to himself about any affiliations with "small rodents" that he might have, and just as he realizes that the worst has come, a 15 year old in a gerbil costume jumps out the third-story building's window. As he tries to comprehend what has just happened, as familiar voice yells from the ground in a 1997 ford mustang with the gerbil "Smell ya' later cadet!" Space runs to the window, grabs the bottom of the windowsill and screams at the top of his lungs: "ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
I ask Morgan Freeman politely to stop time. He does so, and I take a couple of years to find the penny. I take it from some white dude wearing ugly stripes. Morgan Freeman gets bored of narrating the stationary world and unfreezes it. The ugly shirted man sees me, I deliver a swift kick to his testicles and I walk away. I now have the penny and a sprained ankle.
You could have just asked for it. Now I have to deal with this damn riot. We WERE a utopian society, Until you messed things up. KK
I use some crutches to knock Pies' feet out from under her causing her to fall down in agony. I pluck the penny from her and run away screaming I HAVE THE PENNY I HAVE THE PENNY and stopping to jump up and down dancing dangerously near a drain pipe.
You are then attacked by a magpie, which has nothing to do with the drainpipe, and just likes silver things. It then flies back to it's nest in my backyard. Which I am not in because when I first got that penny, I was stabbed. Learn from your mistakes kids.
Flame, dancing in the street, arms stretched to the sky with penny in hand, is hit by a bus. The penny soars through the air and lands in my front pocket. Sent from the new and improved space phone.
It is a shame about that front pocket... You never quite got round to repairing it the last time it was cut. Struck with grief over the loss of your precious penny you head over to the local asceticism temple where you give yourself a strong demonstration on the price of failure. The penny? Well, its feeble little mind directed it to the nearest crowd of people, and from this group of people waterpower1 emerged to grab and hide his new little treasure.
After waterpower made the oh-so-obvious move of leaving the crowd, bending down, and pocketing the penny, he was targeted by epic_poke8. Epic followed water home and snuck up behind him with a club. As water began unlocking his door, epic hit him over the head, grabbed the penny, and put it in a jacket pocket with 100 other pennies.
No one has known that the original penny had a small microscopic but powerful magnet, which Kizzy activates. The penny soard over into her pocket where she then climbs a tree and played the Violin while her penny plays the oboe
While the penny plays the oboe "whatever famous music school" picks the penny up and delivers it to the school grounds where Tech is assigned dorm leader of it and is now in charge of the penny
It turns out that crazyboy never returned to the original universe that the penny belonged too. In this universe sharqman did not get impaled by the penny. It landed perfectly into his palm. There are now two pennies in this universe. And I dont think the naked man behind the curtain likes that.
Epic begins project SP4C3-5PL1.T, and creates a wormhole. He travels through and alters reality so that all parallel pennies are phased into one, and epic receives said penny. He then puts it into a small lead/rubber hybrid mesh box with a fingerprint lock and keeps it in a universe he accidentally created with the SP4C3-5PL1.T where everyone protects epic_poke8 and his penny from thievery.
Turns out that one of the helpers of epic was rem who double crossed epic and stole the penny. Rem goes back to the normal universe, and closes the wormhole. Sent from my House that is mine with my alive dog
I was also one of the workers, and anticipating the lock, cut both of epic's hands off. I then work with rem to retrieve the penny, me and him fight over who gains possession. I end up beating rem to death (much like he does to his dog) with epic's severed hands. I take the penny out of his hand and walk away as if nothing had happened. I return to my house in England and await the next attack from one of you overseas folk, while waiting I lock myself in a basement. I hold the only key and I am armed with a shotgun. Come at meh!