Riddle me this...

What's new?

 

Not a riddle...

 

Ew i mean what's ew

 

A runny nose. Use the reply button when commenting on someone else's response.

 

I don't feel like it

 

Riddle. Now. C'mon. Hurry.

 

Poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you die. What am I?

 

Knowlage money or love?

 

A heart?

 

Nothing

 

Dayum! Nice!

 

Correct, the answer is nothing

 

I am tall when I am young, and short when I am old. What am I?

 

People?

Teens are both young and stupidly tall, and then seem to shrink around the pensioner age.

 

I guess that's true, but not the answer I'm looking for

 

Pencil

 

Also true, but again, incorrect

 

Way too accurate. Unfortunately, that's not the answer I expected and is therefore incorrect.

 

Ice? or an Icicle?

Tall when frozen, but droops as it thaws.

 

That's could work the other way too, depending on the temperature, so again incorrect. Sorry