A Letter of Hatred

Dear shower,

Why do I never want to use you, but when I do I don't want to get out?

Sincerely, a confused person.

Sent from mah fone

 

Dear cockroaches,

I know you enjoy the corner behind my bookcase, but i want to see you all die

Sincerely,
Trey

 

Dear Cockroaches,
I see you over there, hiding in the dark recesses of my kitchen... I also want to see y'all die.
Sincerely,
truk

*also... roachesrkewl.com

 

Dear Cold,

Go away D:

From sick person.

 

Dear Sick person,

Haven't you used a nose spray?

From
A person who has lots of colds ):

 

Dear Truk,

Get in my Trunk.

Sincerely A 1999 Toyota Corolla.

 

Dear 1999 Toyota Corolla,

Upgrade to the 2014 Toyota Camry, and I might consider getting in your trunk.

Sincerely,
The guy in the trunk.

 

Dead dog,

Please stop barking a everything, you just aren't menacing (she is a griffon).

From,
Dog owner.

 

Uhhhhh you said 'dead dog'




lol

 

bahahaahahahahahahahhahaaaa maybe she is dead?

 

O: noooooooooooooooooo she was to young to die!!!!! D:

 

I have 2 dogs and one in dog years is liek 80 XD

 

I meant the Griffon sD.

 

oh her my baby just turned one :3

 

Dear supervisor,
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Instead of seeking me out all the time for every little thing why don't you go find one of those new guys that are sleeping in the cabs. Better yet why don't you hop your merry a** up there and show us how it's done, I could use some amusement in my life.
Don't do me no favors fish,
The tired frac hand


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Dear silly advertisements,

Don't exist

Sincerely,
Everyone

 

Dear Reverse Nostradamus,
I know you can see into the past and instantly know what other people should have done differently but as it is the past your advice is not only not very helpful but downright frigging annoying.

Sincerely,
Guy Who Doesn't Care What You Frigging Think

 

Dear old and deaf dog (I'm sorry but it's true...)

Please stop barking at the aeroplanes I don't even see.

Luv u, your owner.

Sent from mah fone

 

I mean 'like' as in good joke not that I'm happy kizzy's dog died....

Sent from mah fone

 

Colds...