Wow this thread is funny :3 Dear Macbook, Why must my school choose you, sometimes I just wanna throw you at a wall. Love Kizzy <3
Dear Dman2416, You will find the body in the passenger seat of a Ford vehicle thats is parked alongside the highway. Sincerely, The Mob
lel "Eustace Bad" is the name of the old man from "Courage, the Cowardly Dog" show... >_> Sincerely, Muriel
Dear Muriel, I have the head of said 'courage' in the back seat of my car if you don't want the same to happen to Eustace bring me the 'stuff' Sincerely, Kim Jung Un. Sent from my LIFE PLAY using Tapatalk
Dear Kim, Keep the head, and the car... I removed Eustace myself because he was annoying- soooooo........ what's it like to be a dictator...? People still starving and such...? Sincerely, Park Geun-hye
Dear Park Geun-hye, Why did you put a smiley in your message? It frustrates me so. Btw I stole the head. Regards, Sanjay (from Sanjay and Craig)
Dear people that don't use their turn signals, What do you think I am, some sort of mind reader? Regards, A Psychic. From the Space phone.
Dear guy in the passenger' seat, Can you let me out, it's dark back here...?!? Sincerely, Guy in the trunk
To a dark alley, Get some lights. I saw a guy getting thrown in a trunk thanks to you. From Mr I am decapitated now.
Dear Shoes, You only have ONE JOB, and it's not that complicated. Keep my feet dry. You failed miserably. Sincerely, Stephen
Dear Shade Crest forum, Why do you log me out whenever I try to go back to the home-page? And then I can't log back in! Sincerely, Someone who knows how to fix the problem.
Dear MacBook Air, Why do you hate me so much? Why do you make me wanna drop you out a 100 storey window? Sincerely, Flame
Dear Linux, Can you please not bug when I try to start up minecraft? And why can't I just use CD-ROMS with you? Yours sincerely, a linux user Sent from mah fone
Dear Generic Pet Store, Why do you always stink so bad when I come in for my cat food...? Sincerely, disgruntled cat customer guy-