Retarded Roleplay

local Hokage problem, but when they arrive they find not Hokages but...

 

t-rex's being ridden by north shooting a potato cannon that then...

 

becomes enchanted by max's once lost ban hammer now with enchanting abilities. North fires the enchanted potato...

 

At max and tries to ban him, luckily max...

 

is a gud server owner and has purchased a time vortex manipulator to jump forward in time to where the potato has already missed him.

 

Blat sees this and steals it, he then uses it too

 

go back in time to before pad was a moderator, and permanently bans him from the server D: Then zabuza cuts blat's computer in half and...

 

Fills it with cream cheese, blat gets so angry he...


P.S. *bump*

 

drinks 20 million coke zeros and becomes iblatca

 

Than flys to japan to buy a iphone when...

 

Sharqman attacks him, he brings out his banhammer

 

and hits Sharqman in the head with it

 

But Sharqman has console and unbans himself and then...

 

max walks away calmly

 

But not before he sees a dark figure standing in the horizon! It must be his Arch Enemy!...

 

Archenemy666 (bet no one expected that) he had MelinaHites hostage, knowing that Max had a massive crush on her, so he quickly.....

 

Takes the suicide pill. After all, everyone knows that you can't escape max.

 

My clone took the suicide pill, while I safely escape to my underground catacombs.

 

The catacombs were not as safe as you thought, they ended up collapsing around