Now that steve has a diamond leg, he can kick people REALLY hard, so he decided to earn some money from illegal street boxing matches
So many people got their legs broken that the hospital, which had a low budget, resorted to wooden legs instead
The towns people then had a election for ruler of the Minecraftia nation, where Navarog ran against canopenertrooper with the winner being NAVAROG. *Just choose a random guy I knew.