I wouldn't do stuff to you, I would just make you replace the walls, lamps, and roads in Borderlands. Gold. Either for rupies, or for gold blocks. Would you rather have the permissions to fly, or the permissions to TP to people, people to people, and people to you?
Max, I don't want to know the disgusting things you'd make me do.... Would you rather win the lottery and get all your money given to you instantly, or over a span of time?
Over a span of time, I wouldn't be upset as much about the ridiculous taxes if it were spread out. Would you rather shoot water from your hands, or fire from your feet?
Water from my hands, I would just be able to take an instant shower, or if i where to ever be dehydrated. Would you rather have a bow with infinity or a sword with fire aspect 2 in combat?
FireAspect II, infinity doesn't add any damage. Would you rather be good at PvP, or good at making money?
Good at making money, then I can hire people to do pvp. Would you rather kill _flagellum or awastedlife?
awastedlife, because DarkFire is an oxymoron. Would you rather have a 2 block jump, or have punches be Knockback II, and swords that are knockback I knockback III, knockback II knockback IV, so on and so forth?