Oh. Almost forgot. I wish for turducken wrapped in bacon.
Granted. You miraculously acquire time warping abilities from a mystical Jamaican dog groomer in the alleyway behind your local Chinese carry-out....
Granted. You spend hours navigating the sea of never ending stuff that was once your certain doom. During your journey you discover many wondrous...
Granted. You eat the whole thing having to swallow it in large bites that never break down. The bits run... let's say their "course" (if you know...
Skittles you were supposed to ruin my wish XD.
Granted. It gave you diabetes. I wish for a chocolate bar. As in a bar... where everything inside is made out of chocolate. Chocolate bar stools,...
granted. You're transported back in time to the day of September 11, 2001 outside of ground zero and just after the collapse of the towers....
OH GOD DAMMIT! *Sigh*... Granted. The cupcake is so damn fancy a gluttonous, wealthy, morbidly obese, humanoid giraffe murders you for it. Now...
Granted. Utilizing your formidable new skills you quickly become the all time greatest ping-pong... er... athlete?... yeah I guess that works......
Granted. After mounting it to your wall a rogue baseball comes crashing through your window and destroys the new tv. I wish for snozberries
Granted. It comes out and sucks... hard. Like a whore in a windtunnel. You are very let down. I wish for tacos.
granted. C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!! cracked the universe and you fell into the void. I wish for cheese doodles. Enough to fill a room to waist height.
Granted. Your brain grows so massive you have to truck it about in a wheelbarrow. It's veiny and gross. I wish for a turkey ruben made with...
Granted. The world exploded. I wish for a catapult.
Go home Moose! You're drunk!
Well I hope he's planning some sort of rescue for that horse. It must be terrified trapped down in that hole.
Wtf!?
Granted. A new word is created: Gorange. It means to violently rape a piece of fruit which you are now standing trial for. In this new world where...
And they were never seen again.
Well this is off to a good start. That being said, submitted for the approval of the midnight society *reaches into a burlap sack and tosses a...
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