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What is your IGN? SpaceCadetKevin Have you ever been banned from this server? If so, explain. No. Are you 14 or older, and if not are you mature...
Granted. I lied. I wish for a pigmy.
Granted. You are now a fictional character with alien origins and immense power, but are nonetheless fictional. I wish for a sugar free...
Before I grant your wish I would like to start by saying GOD DAMNIT BILL! One millisecond before I clicked "post reply" for Kire's wish this...
Granted. The eggs prove to be more efficient than you could ever dream or want each producing 10,000 chicks. The smell is unbearable to say the...
IGN: SpaceCadetKevin Shop Name: Space's Fantastical Wonder Emporium of Horrors and KnickKnacks Shop Warp: /Warp SpaceShop Shop Thread:...
/Warp SpaceShop Full of crap that I don't want and that you may need at stupidly low prices. Current Inventory: Item: Quantity : Price...
Yesterday, when left in the care of Nifix, the aforementioned met their untimely demise in the belly of their sitter. Timothy is survived by his...
Reginald was my trusty riding pig. Once I realized that he would be unable to survive the move to my new home I came to the decision that it'd be...
Reginald will be slaughtered for a feast. He's been a good and trusty steed that has served me well so, in his honor, I shall consume his flesh.
I've grown tired of my island home so this Saturday I'll be making it open to the public for a good ol' fashion tear down. Before then I'll have...
Don't you walk out on me Denzel!... Denzel!... DENZEEELLLLLLL!... Man forget you man... shoot.
Today I will be updating all things minecraft on my computer and returning to the land of Shadecrest. Prepare yourselves. Madness is coming.
Sitting in my home, the penny stolen from me, I begin contemplating my worth as a human being without it. I decide that I am nothing. If I should...
Granted. A pair of magic maracas carved from the trunk of a 1000 year old giant oak and filled with the grated and smoothed remnants of a...
Granted. Whilst working in the reptile exhibit you notice a man dressed as Indiana Jones standing near the snake tanks. Staring at the man with...
That's right folks the killer penny is back with a vengeance. For those who are unfamiliar, the rules of the killer penny are pretty simple: 1....
Granted. He freezes you like a human meatsicle then spends the next few minutes slowing consuming your frozen corpse. I wish for a lava lamp...
Granted. You scrounge up the cash to purchase your own account by selling a number of shadily acquired kidneys and various other organs on the...
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