Locked.
Goodnight sweet prince.
I don't think so. That's way too cheap.
Granted. Now in my astral form, I set about completing my afterlife's work of haunting Ginger until everyone he knows believes him to be...
Granted. Upon your return from gamesworkshop, you discover, to your complete horror, the charred remains of your entire warhammer collection. I...
Granted. He stabs you in the back, absconding with all your worldly possessions. I wish for a bag of salt and vinegar chips.
Welcome to the community.
Granted. Microsoft fucks down MC. I wish everyone wearing a tin foil hat would be struck by lightning.
Granted. All games are now my little pwny. I wish for a classy turkey.
Gnome B. Latent.
Welcome to the Shadecrest community. Things can get a bit rowdy 'round here from time to time, but we have fun. Stop on by survival sometime and...
I second Ez's motion. Abdullahj was a class act. I find this display highly offensive to his memory.
Yup. That's right. Goat Simulator is now available on your mobile device of choice. Blood for the blood goat!
Womp womp.
Back in my day, on chicken nugget day, I'd take two rolls, make mini chicken sammiches, and dunk em in the biggest pool of honey mustard my crappy...
Granted. You die of diabetes. Cakes are good for the soul. I wish for a rabbit.
Granted. It is delivered to you in the belly of a live cow with a chipped wooden sword... How bad you want it? I wish for a relaxing vacation on...
Granted. Pikachu used thunderbolt! It was super effective! You're found dead in your room a week later with your fingers and toes missing. Looks...
Byack on tyopic of thryead.
Granted. You are impaled by a pencil. I wish for a mint.
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