Stranger danger!
Granted. Exactly one minute after all hate for other members of the human race has been purged from the planet we are invaded and destroyed by a...
Granted. You are mugged and ripped apart by your own dogs which are now living the high life as successful entrepreneurs and business dogs. I...
May we be granted the perms to teleport to players when need be? I can think of more than one occasion where it would've been very useful and...
Granted. For whatever reason, you are attacked by a pack of ravenous wolves. Me thinks I recognize a few as Nmb's. I wish for a taco.
Granted. You are shot and left bleeding out in the streets. Your swag bag is stolen by a passing belieber. I wish for French toast crunch cereal.
I started playing early in 2010. Spent a lot of time on the ol' alpha servers. Those were the good old days.
Welcome to the shade of crest Mr Dark of the house Nightfall.
Is it so important to stress that you are not like the other swans?
Year round non stop.
Do the rumors of your soul's incredible saltiness hold not a single truth?
Welcome, formally, to the shade of crest Ms. Lady of the house Death.
Will I have to consume the soul or Arch's first born child?
Attention everyone that has nothing to do with this issue... Butt the hell out.
In the spirit of games such as these, I'd suggest we keep an eye on The Dead Linger. SpyaceCyomradeKyevin.
Banana? Are you wishing for a banana? If so then consider your wish granted. For the rest of your life you will hear nothing except for the songs...
Are we making great philosophical strides yet?
Is that a trick question?
This is primarily for players that have recently joined our community. As I've seen this occur more and more frequently, I find it necessary to...
Granted. You may never wish for anything of practical use ever again. I wish for a gallon of blood for the blood goat.
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