Comments on Profile Post by sharqman

When was I ever not a lightweight cotton? D:

When you were a brony? D:

I was a brony? Why didn't you kill me? D:

Cause you turned into a blanket D:

Did I keep someone ugly warm? D:

No, you were useless D:

No one wanted me to keep them warm? D:

NO, you were just lazy and laid down on the couch all the time D:

Did I make the couch pretty? D: (I was probably drunk and can not remember any of this)

No D: you're on the couch right now!

D: Is the couch pretty, at least?

You lazy piece of linen turn around and look D:

As you said, I'm a piece of linen. I don't have eyes and am struggling to type with my lack of fingers. D:

First world problems D:

D: I'm a blanket in a small hut in a small village in Kenya D:

You can't see how do you know D:

A cat told me D:

There are no cats in Kenya, they all were run out with the era of Cleopatra D:

This one was imported from South-East Asia D:

Was it a siamese cat? D:

It's a hairless cat D:

Do you keep it warm? D:

A little :D

And that makes you happy? D:

Being helpful makes me happy :D

Happiness is too mainstream D:

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