Things To Do With a First Generation iPad!

I recently obtained a first generation iPad and have no idea what to do with it. So far, I have installed the Steam mobile app (because for some goddamn reason Valve thinks that updating the iOS version of their application and keeping it working on iOS 5 is more important than updating the Android version ever) and a browser that shows pictures so I can look at forums and Reddit.

I have no idea what other apps may work on it or what else I can do with it. I guess I could jailbreak, but I have no idea how that would help with anything.

Any ideas would be great.

 

Porn

 

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Word on the street is that they're good at raising dongers.

Apart from that though, no idea. Most things've updated since the olden days

 

Would probably make for a pretty good frisbee.

 

Sell it to an antiques store.

(jk just do stuff like you would on your phone, but some apps may not be on both platforms)

 

Honestly I got a tablet awhile back and could not find a practical use for it other than keeping it plugged into my stereo for pandora. currently I use it as a spot for my drinks.

 

I was thinking of rooting it and making it a really slow server, but then I remembered my current router can't even port forward (at least not through it's normal settings) and I have no money for a good one. I'll probably just use it to read news and Reddit.

 

sell it on ebay? burn it with lasers? throw it at a whale?

 

It weighs 7 tonnes and I don't want to murder a whale D:

 

A fair point I suppose, my other ideas are still valid tho

 

Throw it at awasted? Or me