Your entire life you've......

Your entire life you've been offended by the word guava so i'm going to say it again Guava!

 

Your entire life you've had an irrational fear of Burger King, I filled this room with fast food.

 

Your entire life you've been homeless, so you steal houses.

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Your entire life dogs always ran away from you, so now you kill dogs

 

Your entire life you've feared commitment, now you're a marriage counselor.

 

Your entire life you've had an irrational fear of babies. You are now pregnant, with twins.

 

Your entire life you have hated cats, now your runs a cat shelter in your home

 

Your entire life you've watched Shrek. Now Shrek watches you.

 

Your entire life you ate ice-cream, now you have awoken the long-dormant Ice Monster


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Your entire life you've had a nervous tendancy to bite your nails. Now you have no fingers.

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Your entire life you've lived in Soviet Russia, Now Soviet Russia lives in you.

 

Your entire life you've been afraid of ugly things, so i put you in a room full of mirrors

 

Your entire life you've taken vacations. Now

 

For your entire life you have had a fear of hobos,

Welcome to Denny's.

 

Explain to non-'muricans plz?

 

Denny's is a trashy and horrible breakfast restaurant. You would love it.

Also it's in 8 other countries besides America. The UK may be getting it but you are from Ireland (Correct me if I'm wrong).

 

Your entire life you've had an irrational fear of flamingos, so I've painted the room pink!

 

K, I'd probs hate it ya silly. And yes, I'm Irish

 

this thread has been horribly derailed... lets go back to what it should be.

Your entire life you have hated the internet, you are now on an online forum.

 

You're entire life you've never known what Denny's is. Ralk now explains.