YO MAMA!!!!

Yo mama.

 

WHAT ABOUT MY MOMMA?!

 

Your mother is like a brick. Dirty, flat on both sides, and laid by Mexicans

 

yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

^ haha

 

Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.

 

hahah ^

Yo mama so fat she needs to iron her pants on the driveway

 

Yo mamma so fat the she has trouble attracting the opposite sex.


BEAT THAT

 

Yo momma so fat she attracts everything with her gravitational pull.

 

Of course TDRH would know yo mama jokes

 

What jokes? c:

 

facts*

 

yo momma so fat when she hauls ass she needs 2 18 wheelers!

 

Your mother is so stupid she looks out the window and believes it is free Television!
HAHhahaAHhahaAHhaAHAHha

 

Yo Momma is SO dumb, she walked out the window thinking it was a balcony!

 

Your Mother is so fat when she tried to log onto Minecraft the server crashed!

 

Yo momma so ugly she went to a ugly contest and got turned away the judges said sorry not professonals

 

Your mother is so hot she attended a beauty patient and they said sorry , no professionals!
Ha I came up with that one myself!

 

yo momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits Around the house...

 

Your mother is so smart she passed her blood test!