The penny roams the streets once more! For all ignorant people out there, the rules are pretty simple. 1. First person starts with the penny. 2. Second person creates a way to steal the penny from the previous person Prepare for the Penny! I find a bloodied, torn piece of cloth; inside of which I find a penny. Guess its my lucky day.
I walk up to waterpower1, I ask him politely to give me the penny. He does, as a good Australian would. I now have the penny.
As Legend turns, a newly pinched penny plucked from Pie's pocket in hand, I use my shiv to shank him in the forearm. In agony, he drops the penny to the ground from which I promptly pick it up. Escaping the bloody scene, I round the corner, stop, take my right shoe off and place the penny snugly beneath the insole.
I was going to congratulate you on the fine use of alliteration in the first sentence; but then I read that you stabbed me?! Thank. Using a great deal of foresight, I activate the powerful electromagnet in the ambulance which arrives soon on the scene. Kevin's shoe is ripped off of his foot, and hurdles towards the ambulance and into my hand. Various metallic debris then form a shield, protected me from retribution.
Unlucky legend. You look a lot like Sebastian Shaw, and our good friend who controls all forms of electromagnetism carefully crushes the ambulance to the size of a penny, which, funnily enough is still intact. He extracts the penny with a little difficulty, and reminisces of the last time he saw a coin covered in blood.
I steal Magneto's house that has the penny laying on a counter, which of course comes with the house. This causes the house and all of its possessions on the inside to belong to me. I put the penny in a safe, with a combination only I know, and is really hard to break through
Little to Rem's knowledge, I was hiding within the safe the entire time. As he closes and secures the large vault door, I slip from my hiding place to retrieve the penny. Filthy, blood soaked copper piece in hand, I make a hasty exit via the secret tunnel I made in the floor days before in anticipation of the penny's return.
But what Kevin didn't expect was a group of rag tag mercenaries hired by the mysterious naked man behind the curtain. They ambush Kevin and take the penny. They then super glue the penny to an rpg missile and launch it into the air. Meanwhile sharqman is walking by not to far from the launch site of the penny. Something falls from the sky penetrating his skull and killing him instantly.
I see a glistening piece of metal in the distance and go to investigate. I carefully remove the penny from sharqman's shattered skull, brush off the blood and remnants of brain with a piece of cloth blowing in the wind, and carry on my merry way.
Little to what crazy knew, when the penny was launched, it had a microscopic gps system that showed its location. I saw where it was and punched crazy in the face, took the penny and became happy with my life Sent from my House that is mine with my alive dog
I stole the penny, killed Rem's dog, found his sandle and hid it again, and then teleported to another universe where I am god.
I find a black hole in an alley and decide to jump into it, where I become a peasant in DeeeezNutz's world. I start an underground system to overthrow "his godliness" and snag the penny in the quarrel. I return to Earth with the penny in-hand, but slightly bent.
I ask crazy boy for the penny, in return he asks for hot lovings from NMBr2d2 .I agree to arrange a date and crazy gladly hands me the sought after penny. Sent from my RM-845_nam_vzw_100 using Tapatalk
I tell bobby to delete system 32 and he gets so mad he explodes and leaves behind nothing but the coin. I now have it.
Using nothing more than a cardboard box, a stick, some string, tea and crumpets, I ensnare Shock in the most cunning of traps. I offer him freedom in exchange for the penny and though he gladly agrees to the exchange, I ignite the box in flames and watch as he slowly burns to death. We who live will never be free.
It's the middle of the night. I break down your front door with a battering ram. You rise from your slumber and start to investigate. SURPRISE MOTHERFU**ER! I tase you, take the penny from your shirt pocket, and drive off to Mexico where I live underground.
Your home is so far underground that it's actually only 5 feet from China. The penny is taken and delivered to me for a reasonable shipping price for once. This is a legit screen cap btw. I just thought I'd provide context for above. No, I did not buy the item.
Turns out Legend was shipped a completely different penny and the bloody, bent penny that he was looking for was sent to me on mistake. I went with it and i deposited the penny into the bank