Be warned, what is about to happen may shatter your concept of life. I will attempt an ancient ritual, opening a portal to bring fallen players back to our world. It is unbelievably dangerous, and could kill me if even ONE thing goes wrong... But the time is now. We once thought our world was far from the 'other side', and that nobody could make contact, but there have been sightings of Manglor and trentr6436, both players that disappeared long ago. First, I must align my chakras by reciting a mythic incantation. Then, in front of a mirror, I will try to contact the entity. The mirror will act as a portal through life and death. If a malicious entity resides on the other side, it will surely pull me in, and I will never be seen again. *sigh* It's time. Align chakras, contact entity in front of mirror... Little nerve-wracking... DAMMIT ERIK! You can't chicken out now! *sigh* Chackras, contact, mirror... Chackras, contact, mirror... Chackras, contact... Alright, here we go. SHOOBY WOOBLY WIBBITY SHOBAH HUU MUH MUMBASA KEEEE-AH! SHOOBY WOOBLY WIBBITY SHOBASA KEEEE-AH KUN MUH HEEEEEE! I am calm. I am one with the world. Let us begin. I have decided to reach out for nrayf, but to transfer my voice, I must use a long forgotten tongue... HEY nrayf! HEY! nrayf HEY! HEY! nrayf! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! nrayf LISTEN! HEY! HEY LISTEN! Guys! I can see something through the mirror! I think it worked! OH HOLY JESUS WHAT THE GOD BALLS KILL IT WITH HOLY HELLFIRE MISSILE WATER!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1!!!!1!1 Gah! Oh, god, I messed my pants. Oh lordey. And I just did laundry. I can feel my heart beating through my teeth. Jeeez! This was not a good plan. I did not through this plan. Chickening out was a good idea. I should have done that. Now I can't feel my limbs. Gah. I think I just had a quadruple heart-attack. Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Welp, I don't know if he heard me, but I am NEVER doing that again. Disclaimer: Kids, do not try this at home. I am a (semi-)trained professional (something-other-than-a-)ghost hunter.
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Manglor's tinternet was down, but he's still part of Shadecrest, he should start playing again soon. Sent from my mobile cellular device