Proficient grammar and entertainment.

Let us ignore those heathens in the unmentionable thread!

 

Yes. Otherwise one might faint at the awful use of grammar and spelling.

 

The swine commit such unfathomable acts of terrorism to our language. I shall see their hands seized for the crown and have them hung by their tongues.

 

True tudor style sharqman!

 

I concur!

 

nao dis es 1 uv de mst desgrasfull fings I have eva sen

 

Shoo! You are a disgrace to this thread!

 

How dare you! The gall you possess to even consider such a message here! Egress at once!

 

Forsooth! Someone takes the pleasure of agreeing with me!

 

It's like you guys have to study old English in school.

 

"It's like" we prefer to speak as if civilized instead of a savage.

 

Why sure my fine pompous fellow. I you require myself to speak a tad more civilised, you have my word. However, your needs shall only be met in this single posting. Nothing more.

 

I like old English and proper english! Got a problem with that?!

 

That isn't even proper English either.........

What sort of promise is that?! Are you taking us for beef-witted fools!?

 

Who said it had to be? And define proper English .

 

When your sentences make sense for starters.
Also the person who made that unmentionable thread has no right to dare question proper English.

 

The only thing that doesn't make sense is "I you" because it was meant to say if you. And yes I dare question you as I AM ENGLISH.

 

Are you really with your whole heart taking me seriously?

 

The second section about questioning, not soo much. But the not making sense bit. Yea

 

You forgot the 'h' at the end of the word 'yeah'.