no copy pastarino

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by QuietSea, Oct 27, 2013.

  1. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

    Hello, my name is Hugo Alfredo, i am 14 years old and from chile i watch this stream everyday since my father died in a donkey-waggon accident, now i am finaly make lvl 5 in leauge of legand, before i only lvl 4, sowie for bed englando. pls pls dunt copi espastiro
     
  2. Random0ne

    Random0ne Well-Known Member

    Please, please don't make this a thing. the ;)s and dongers are bad enough.
     
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  3. sharqman

    sharqman Well-Known Member VIP

    plz i am a twelve years old and i a like to make the winky face plz do not raise the a dongers and make the wink faces plz
     
  4. CanOpenerTrooper

    CanOpenerTrooper Well-Known Member VIP

  5. thodazarexrt

    thodazarexrt Member

    Hello, my name is Tanado Mugando, i am 120 years old and from tbe 60's I flexed my musicales everyday since my father died in a donkey-waggon accident, now i am finaly make lvl 29 in world of warcraft, before i only lvl 1, I be only have the starter edionao sowie for bed englando. pls pls dunt copi espastiro.[​IMG]
     
  6. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

    Hola!! Me reyinald I work as big boss monkey for teem solo midlane. mi amigos es dyros he make big anger of me i call him rude chico beecuz i say u apollogize or u leave team house and work in potato factory mi other amigo es wildgato i make hem feel very sad becuz i tel u stop get catch in teemfiyt or u leave house and work for me as donkey wagon. also me amigo es xpecial i say u win bot or i use u hair for make new eyebrows for mi face
     
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  7. Random0ne

    Random0ne Well-Known Member

    I don't even...
     
  8. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

    Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
     
  9. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    Sorry for the language, but it's too funny/bs to edit out :p
     
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  10. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
     
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  11. thodazarexrt

    thodazarexrt Member

    Shared to Facebook, I tend to sit in the shower with a broomstick in which I have No idea why, Harry Potter fantasies are most likely the reason. "Ten points for griffendore!!!!". I scream this looking at the broomstick and wonder why my parents tend to yell back "shup you dunce" as I stand up and proceed to jump out my window yelling the quotes of Harry Potter, (this is all being done while naked)
     
  12. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

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  13. Abdullahj

    Abdullahj Active Member

    Saw it on Funnyjunk a few months ago
     
  14. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Some dude named "FeminineOdor" (I sheet you not) posted this.

    After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.
    Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
    That's what life is like to me.
    I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
     
  15. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

  16. CanOpenerTrooper

    CanOpenerTrooper Well-Known Member VIP

    After each shower I sit down on my carpet and waste a good 25 minutes doing nothing in my little shamu towel... Maybe that is why I have 13 tardies this quarter?
     
  17. QuietSea

    QuietSea Well-Known Member VIP

    I wish to be the best carrot and i will water myself every day until i grow to b big and strong $$$$
     
  18. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP

    sometimes i lather my body in vaseline and pretend im a slug
     
  19. CanOpenerTrooper

    CanOpenerTrooper Well-Known Member VIP

    yes
     
  20. Padaun

    Padaun Well-Known Member VIP