A list of Unique Shadecrest Jokes/Memes/Teamspeak Corruption

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Often Said Jokes:

• Brenthi-bombing: Characterized by a person in PvP coming to a fight with the intent of using splash potions to defeat an opponent. Came about from the person this got the name from: Brenthi2009.

• Dark-Noodling: Characterized by a person coming in another person's home and destroying their chests, and letting it all de-spawn. The first instance of this was on the old Tekkit server where darknoodle went into cncwarlord's home and destroyed his chests. Cncwarlord got really upset and banned darknoodle off the server.
• Stealing from the town bank, to pay for his negative debt brought about by him buying a 30k chickenegg.

• DragonForging, Or "Pulling a Dragon Forge": Characterized by a mayor building new town plot land over an ocean, and only building it 1 block deep. First recorded incident: _Ryo_, Former mayor of Dragon Forge.

• The Curse Of DragonForge: Anyone who becomes mayor of DragonForge either quits or gets banned.

• Cerburus: "You aren't a true minecrafter unless finding diamonds gives you a raging boner". "Go big or go home." "This is just outta hand."

• Nice things: Non existent due to cerburus's appearance in team speak. awasted's compass will stop working upon his entry, and or explode.

• Survival Spawn: A large build involving many people at the start, but devolves into a collection of phallic objects and snickers.

• 04Blatca: The most legendary British robot who ever lived, we think he never sleeps, and he's always plugged into the wall to keep charged. If you encounter him, he'll steal all of your stuff, run or fly around for a while, and only give half of it back. When doing this, expect a barrage of kicks and temp bans from him.

• Cherle: Bigger than the entire visible universe.

• DynoDamon: Troutlord, Brazilian ISP, "connection is numero uno" His connection loves to crap out on team speak, so then, either we can still hear him talk, followed by a disconnect, or he will disconnect so fast that his ghost will still be in teamspeak. This results in Dyno gaining more ones at the end of his name.

• Bat-Bombing: Dynodamon's favorite troll, he will spawn hundreds of bats in your home and your general vicinity. Anytime i see a bat i think of Dyno.

• Nifix: Niflix, netflix, nitfix, ponymin, <---- Fluttershy is best pony

• Nifix-ing: Saying you'll be back in a bit, and then disappearing for 10 months.

• Manglor: You have to follow the Sules!

• Fixterjake11: Fixter-step, Deadwalrus, Flug-ins, Cartrtheminer

• Cybervic: Loots and Mandolins!

• YardWeasel: He likes big trees and he cannot lie, crashing the creative server, it's gonna die!! If the creative server starts to lag, most of us will say DAMN IT YARD!

• You've been awasted: Watch out, AwastedLife will touch you in your sleep.

• Snickers Bars: AwastedLife will go house to house, world-editing in long lines of brown wool, and call them snickers bars.

• Shade Crest Dating Service: Finding the perfect match for you since 2011

• Greg Hole 2014: Seriously, we should elect this guy for president.

• BockBeard: This server is only successful because of me, I ran the best shop on all of Shade Crest.

• Magetime-ing: Being a leach on FTB, and being a general douche, only sometimes does he contribute to a group.

• Atrain-ing: Being a leach ANYWHERE, and never contributing back, as well as denying it ever happened, or possibly playing stupid.

• nyarf/flamicorn/ihaxorz/etc: A looooooooong list of things that have been auto corrected in the past, sometimes leading to confusion and trolling by those who can cir***navigate the auto-correct.

• Damnit Autocorrect: Any word with the letters c, u, and m in a row has tht portion censored, even if it is a real word.

• Clearly: Bill says clearly and then realizes his terrible mistake, and is then grilled by arch for it.

Memes:

• Shed.mov, Archenemy666 builds the first Shed from this parody of MLP on the server.

• Goonts: Gooooooooooooooooonts! comes from a banned player literally named Goonts. We though the name sounded hilarious, so yeah.

• Uguu: I don't even know..... but... Uguuuuuuu!

• Poohea: Awasted coined the word "poohea" though im not sure how often its used anymore. We were talking about something in server, and i believe i said something only mildly offensive, at which point he attempted to call me a "poohead" but failed, thus creating the word "poohea" -Cncwarlord

• DumpyTrumps: Small group of noobs that challenged the super powers of 2011 pvp super powers.

• Yolo melon: Best troll chest.

• First troll chest: Piece of sugarcane, resulting in the first ever ragequit from the first auctions.

• Teamspeak:

• Diabetus: Good morning, My name is Wilford Brimley, and I have type two adult on set DIABETUS!

• Cans.Wav, Commonly heard on teamspeak when Archenemy666 plays back Ghost troll videos. This is when Ghost rages at a person calling into his broadcast.

• WaitAMinute.wav, awastedlife says something with a dirty double meaning, but sadly realizes his mistake at the end. Normally heard in teamspeak.

• Wolive Oil: Bill said wall of oil, and quiet misheard him, which led to continuous and possibly fatal laughter due to bill's repetition of the phrase with an outrageous brooklyn accent.

• Aunt Petunia: Arch's aunt petunia voice. Basically a combination of a brooklyn accent and a ornery old grandmother.

• Uncle Ronnie: Apparently, ndv, space-cadet, and bill all have an uncle named Ronnie who does some pretty crazy stuff.

• Ndvenckus1: Pores, Ezeiger92 just loves em!'

• Breathing Channel 1: A channel created by Archenemy666 in which everyone moved to and did nothing but hyperventilating. Then afterwards we raided other channels and the same thing there, it was Glorious.

• The Teamspeak Mafia: Significant members of the server changed their teamspeak names to mafia ranks, and thus the teamspeak mafia was born.

-Post your replies with other suggestions to put on the list-
Also, Cerburus is a bad influence.

 

Not sure if it really counts as either a joke or a meme, but Wolive Oil? More of a teamspeak thing I suppose.

 

Nope, there has to be a funny story behind it. You can't just say a person's name.

 

You know someone bought the account because of the teamspeak joke, right?
EDIT: on second thought, it's probably a good idea to avoid teamspeak only jokes. Those can get a bit... crude.

 

Blatcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Based on the player Blatca04, the person people blamed for all server problems until recently. (Let's bring this back)

 

Archuenemy: Characterized by a person applying their worldly knowledge to a finely tuned joking snigger. First official incident by Archenemy666 in the creation of the thread 'Unique Shadecrest Jokes/Memes'

 

Maybe?
A standardized response of Creative Administrator Legend9468 to various simple questions. Has been in use
since user promotion around 6 months ago and was first seen in late night shifts done by its creator, during the off periods of the server.

Examples:
Are you afk Lege?
Maybe?

Is there an admin online?
Maybe?

Can someone help me with this?
Maybe?

 

(Probably not specific to ShadeCrest)

Survival spawn
See also: large projects

A large build involving many people at the start, but stalls quicker than a learner driver out on their first... (I would finish the sentence, but it seems no ones interested anymore and it's really hard with everyone in different timezones)

 

Continuing on with example: "Is an admin online?"
question asker: is an admin online?
Legend: maybe
Me: ^
Me: Really?

 

ShadeCrest Dating Service 2013

 

.......

 

Awoooooosted!: awastedlife

 

Greg Hole 2014
Need I say more?
Nifix-ing
Saying you'll be back in a bit, and then disappearing for 10 months.

Magetime-ing
Being a leach on FTB, and contributing back later.

Atrain-ing
Being a leach ANYWHERE, and never contributing back, as well as denying it ever happened, or possibly playing stupid.

nyarf/flamicorn/ihaxorz/etc.
A looooooooong list of things that have been auto corrected in the past, sometimes leading to confusion and trollling by those who can cir***navigate the auto-correct

"Damnit Autocorrect"
Any word with the letters c, u, and m in a row has tht portion censored, even if it is a real word.

"Clearly"
Bill says clearly and then realizes his terrible mistake, and is then grilled by arch for it.

Wolive Oil
Bill said wall of oil, and quiet misheard him, which led to continuous and possibly fatal laughter due to bill's repetition of the phrase with an outrageous brooklyn accent.

Aunt Petunia
Arch's aunt petunia voice. Basically a combination of a brooklyn accent and a ornery old grandmother.

Uncle Ronnie
Aparently, ndv, spacecadet, and bill all have an uncle named Ronnie who does some pretty crazy stuff.

Pores
ezeiger92

 

uguu~

 

goonts

 

diabeetus

 

http://www.shadecrest.com/site/threads/3867/

 

Archenemy666 YOU FORGOT THE FATTEST OF THEM ALL CHERLE You also forgot trout lord. Niflix. "It's ok to be gay" NK Radio. And various other things.

 

Fixter-Step
Fixterjake11's internet often cuts in and out, and, combined with his walrus-like laughter, makes a dubstep like sound.
"Huahuahuahuahuhuahuahua DROP THE WALRUS!"

 

~The best of memories~